reading from book of facts

reading from book of facts
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don''t you use a mouth wash ?"
  

May, 24 2010     132 chars (1 sms)     1794 views       Funny

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What Is The Difference Between A Nicely Dressed Man On A Tricycle And A Poorly Dressed Man On A Bicycle. . . ???













Need Nt To Think Hard











It’s Simple Yaar

A TYRE . . . ;->
UnKi Gali Say Mera Janaza
nikla

Wo Na Nikla Jis K Liye
Janaza

UsKa Ghar Aya To Meray Dost CT Bajanay Lagay


Rakh K Mera
Janaza Kaminy UsKo
Patanay Lagay..;->
''Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
Height of dedication

Papu 5 mint ma paper chor k chla gya
Teacher:kya hoa paper nhi aata?

Papu:wo bat nhi hai.
Mujhe aglay paper ki tyari karni hai... =P ;->
Whats the diff between Quaid-e-Azam, Musharraf & Lalu Parsaad?
Quaid didnt know whats lie,
Musharraf doesnt know whats truth
&
Lalu doesnt know the difference ;->
Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice.

What should I do to help her to Get it back?









Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the Morning.


Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?

Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.
''Zid apni na chhodi
Aur pyar bhara dil tod diya
Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim
Tumne sms karna chhod diya''
FILM dekhni hai ?


Dekho






































INTERVAL





























THE END


Ye Hai SANJAY LEELA BHANSALI Ki New Film
"WHITE" . . . ;->
Agar Aap Ko Lagta Hai
K Aap
Handsome ho
Smart Ho
Charming Ho


Tou Aap


Kutta Paal Lain
Sanp Paal Lain
Sher Pal Lain


Magar Plz

Galat Fehmi na Palain
Shukriyaa........... :d
When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
harassment.when a woman talks dirty to a woman talks dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.
Yeh Naya S/\/\S Hy . . . ;->
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Aur Ab Purana Hogaya . . . |''!''|


Now U Got 2 Choices...
Delete It Or Frwrd
Choice Is Urs :p