mehsoos ho rahi hai fiza mein

mehsoos ho rahi hai fiza mein


Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein

Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,

Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki

Cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai...
  

May, 05 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     2389 views       Funny

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A pathan & his wife were waiting for train.
Itne me KHYBER MAIL aa gai.
khan bhag k train me charha or apni wife se bola: Jab KHYBER FEMALE aye to aajana . . . ;->
Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,the world is no hops no light
Without u t can''t go left or right
Without u i lose my sight
Thank u my glasses
TeAcHeR: "YoU MiSsEd ScHoOl YeStErDaY DiDn''T YoU?"


StUdEnT: "No NoT EvEn A LiTtLe BiT."
( SHORTEST JOKE )

Fan 2 FIlmstar Meera: " HAPPY BIRTHDAY "

Meera : " SAME TO YOU "
President:
“Shetani”


Prime Minister:
“Gillani”


Army Chief:
“Kiyani”


Speaker:
“Zanaani”


“Aata Na Roti”

“Bijli Na Paani”


Wah Re Pakitani

Teri Ajab Kahani...
What Do You Call A Beautiful Woman iN West Indies . . . . ?
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TOURiST . . . ;->
Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se
germs mar jatay hain.

Science ko yeh to btao k germs ki
Dead bodies to paani
mai he rehti hain na;-)
Send me msgs only in these timings

MORNING
6AM TO 12PM

NOON
12PM TO 4PM

EVENING
4PM TO 8PM

NIGHT
8PM TO 6AM


baki time tang na karna
A man who surrenders when he''s wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he''s Right, is a Husband.
Bank Mei 1 Achi Job Hai
Only 4u
Salary:25000 Pr Month


Kaam Srf Ye Hai K Sara Din Cashier K Samne Zuban Nikal Kr Bethna Hai Wo Angootha Lga Kr Note Ginega :-)
''Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...






Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..''
''Agr Private Primary Student Mistake Kray To Teacher Kehta Hai K
Write An Essay On
“My Friend”
5 Times. . .
Or Agr Government Student Mistake Kray To Master Subah 8:30 Murga Bnata Hai,Or 2:00 BJAY Kehta Hai K Chalo Ab Dafa Ho Jao Chutti Ho Gai Hai.
Student Tang AA K Kehta Hai Sir 30 Mints Or Ruk Jain,
Master:KYUN?
Student:Sir [...]''