''Marriage is like a public toilet

''Marriage is like a public toilet
''Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
  

May, 24 2010     129 chars (1 sms)     2348 views       Funny

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Shakespeare said, "This world is a stage & we all are actors"..
In punjabi it is translated as

"ae dunya ek drama ae tae asi sarray marasi aan"
Snacks of Humor . . .

1. You can become an engineer if you go to an Engineering college,
But don''t expect to be a President going to the Presidency College!

2. Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, but Don''t expect a FOOL at FULLSTOP(.)

3. A Mechanical engineer becomes a mechanic
Then why not a software engineer become a software?

4. Find keys in a Key board
But do not expect a mother in mother board.

5. Study anything you want and get a certificate in subject of your studies
But don''t expect a death certificate studying "Dying and Death." :-|
Zardari to Shopekeper:
Aaj k bad mera kutta bhi dukan pe aye to tumhain uski izzat karni hogi..

Shopekepper:
Bohat behtar janab appka kutta aye ga to main samjhun ga k aap aye hain:-)

A Great JAPANESE Proverb:

"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it

&

Its PAKISTANI Version:

"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.... ;->
All pakistani nation se guzarish hai
k chand dino k liye susoo bathrom me na krein
bal k shoper me pack kr k wapda k office
me jama krwa dein ta k jaldi pani ki
kami puri ho or or or

Load shedding ka jaldi khatma ho plz
Hundred word does not
give pain...






But





A ture friend''s silence
makes more tears in
heart...





So always keep in touch
my FriEND.
Hapy BAPU day.

Boly to QUAID DAY.

Kia mast insan tha.

Akha cuntry me akela round kia aur hindu aur angrazun ke watt laga de.

We shud b proud of our quaid "BAPU"
Wat did an IT engineer scream while falling from the 10th floor.?



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HE SCREAMED- F1 F1 F1 F1 F1...
Shahid aur Kareena ke breakoff ka asli reason.. Pehli baar exclusively sirf sMsxOne.Com ke logo ke liye..

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Its Amrita Rao.. because Kareena pe FIDA hone se pehle Shahid ne Amrita ke saath ISHQ VISHQ kiyaa aur phir VIVAH kiyaa..:))
teacher:bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigerate nhi peo gay?

bachay:nhi peean gay..

teacher:lerkion ka peecha nhi karo gay aur na hi unhain chero gay?

bachay:nhi karain gay...

teacher:is watan k liye apni zindagi qurban karo gay???

bachay:ker dain gay aise zindagi ka aur kerna b kia hay....
What wil a pathan say when he wil be asked

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Rose petal na hota tu kia hota
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Simple yar
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Kocha "HANKIES" hota ;->
SoMe1 AsKs Me Wht is hUmAnity,
I wud SiT nExT 2u,
PuLL U CloSe 2 Me,
PuT mY ArMs ArOuNd U
n sAy pRoUdLy,
DiS Is humanity..
Lovin ANIMALS..!