''Bhag Jaye Uski Beti

''Bhag Jaye Uski Beti Gadha Gaari Pe

FARAZ!!

Jisne Pabandi Lagai hai Double Sawaari Pe!!''

May, 24 2010 102 chars (1 sms) 2991 views Funny

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Teacher Said To Stundent : "How Did You Lose The Fingers Of Your Right Hand, ?"

Studnet : "Sir, I Put Them In Our Pet Cat`S Mouth To Count How Many Teeth She Had."

Teacher : "And Then How Did You Lose Your Fingers?"

Student : "The Cat Closed Her Mouth Tightly To Feel How Many Fingers I Had."

Gal: Is

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi

God has given Eyes:

God has given Eyes: To look at U. Hands: To pray for U. Mind: To remember U. Heart : To love U. And And Legs: To kick u if u 4get me.

Dentist Ki Beti-

Dentist Ki Beti-

Tumne Dady Se ShadiKi Bat Ki?

Boy-Mera Hosla Nhi Hua

Khamosi Se Or 1Daat Niklwa K Aya

A Police Recruit

A Police Recruit Was Asked During Exam,
"What Would U Do If U Had To Arrest Ur Own
Mother?"

He Said, "Call For Backup.".

Man1 sitting with dog.

Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.

Giv Me An Idea To Becom Poor.

Billgates: Giv Me An Idea To Becom Poor.

Friend :Make 1 English Film With Mithun.

Billgates:I Asked Idea To Become Poor,Not A Beggar

only one man in a

Only One Man

In A Thousand Is

A Leader Of Men ...

And

The Other 999

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Follow Woman ...

Heer ranjhey sey: "

Heer ranjhey sey: "Ranjhna hamarey pyar k dushman boht takatwar hein,wo hamein zinda naheen chordein ghey, aur meri to Ummeed b tootti ja rahee hai aur tum b kuch nahee kar rahe ho"
Ranjha: Heer fikar na kar mein apney saarey dushmanoon ko maar doon gha"
Heer ghussey mein, "Yuunhi baaith kar"
Haan heerey mein dua karoon gha aur tumhein pata hai k dua mein bardi takat hoti hai.

1. I may be paranoid,

1. I may be paranoid, but that doesn''t mean they are not really out to get me.

2. What''s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
About 25 to 30 pounds.

3. What''s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 25 to 30 minutes.

an ailing grandmother

An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,
n I know that the time for me to leave is near.
I want u to inherit my farm,
includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!
I didnt know u even HAD a farm.
where is it?"
grandma replied,
"You can find it on my Facebook account.
Just click on Farmvil after login in
password: just4dori.. =P ;->

''Mu se log milty hain

''Mu se log milty hain
merey ikhlaq ki waja se

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Hor meri koi "PHAKKI"
nai mashoor.''

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''Bhag Jaye Uski Beti

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