''Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:

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''Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:
''Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:


1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.


Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.

Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi Ter''
  
May, 24 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2198 views       Funny

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koi insan agr ankhe

Koi Insan Agr Ankhe Band Karke Muje 3 Baar Pukare
To Me Uske Samne Aa Jata Hu.
Try Karo

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Nahi Aaya?
Are Yaar Insano Ki Baat Ki Thi.
Kyun k mujhe kutty ne nahi kata
Mera number hai
0321-6307893
aur mera netw0rk hai,

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Warid





Kyun k mujhe kutty ne nahi kata
k main zong use kar0n;-)
BEST OF LUCK IN YOUR EXAM
All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams
A FOOLISH Man T
A FOOLISH Man Tells A Woman To Stop Talking
But
A WISE Man Tells Her That: SHE Looks Extremely BEAUTIFUL , When Her LIPS
r CLOSED .... ;->
The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw !
The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw !


"Hino Ka Baap,
Nissan Ka Nana..


Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana..." :-D
Teacher:Agr Koi Insaan 1986 Me Peda Hua
Teacher:Agr Koi Insaan 1986 Me Peda Hua

Ho To Ab Us Ki Age Kya Ho Gi?

Student:Pehlay Ye To Btain K

Ye Insan Orat Hai Ya Mard?
''Que: Ek baby Africa Main paida hui....
''Que: Ek baby Africa Main paida hui....
Uske Daton Ka color kya hoga?
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Socho
Socho
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Are itna bhi kya sochna

Kya kissi nayi paida hui ladki dant bhi hotain hain?''
''You are cute like TOM Sweet like JERRY
''You are cute like TOM
Sweet like JERRY
Naughty like BUGS BUNNY
Strong lke POPEYE
Innocent like TWEETY
In short
U are a full time cartoon''
Pappu: Bapu idhar aa...
Pappu: Bapu idhar aa...
Jeeto: Aise nahin bolte beta, daddy ko izzat se bulate hai.
Pappu: Bapu, izzat ke sath idhar aaja
When U Take My Name
When U Take My Name
Slowly, I Die In The
Spot ...






Samajh Aai ???









Nahi Aai !!









O Yaar !!
Jaddon Holi Jaee
Lena Aen Mera Naam
Main Thaan Marr Jaandi
Aan ... ;->
girlhum kaha ja rah


Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

boy-Long Drive Par..!!

girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?

boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga..
Katil Lagta Hai Aadmi
Katil Lagta Hai Aadmi
Jab Uske Haath Main TALWAAR Hoti Hai

Us Se Bhi Katil Lagti Hai AURUT
Jab Uske Badan Pe Na KURTA Na SALWAAR Hoti Hai

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