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''Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is Male or Female?
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''Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is Male or Female?
''Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is Male or Female?
''Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is Male or Female?
Student: Female
Teacher: How?
Student: Just now C commentator said, "A Beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar.''
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May, 24 2010
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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Isme 1 Missing Hai?
2 Times Padhte Ho Shram Nahi Athi?
ABCD Me "1" Kahan Ata Hai
18 sal ki larki jhuk kr salam kry
Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr salam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi?
Us ki achi tarbiat..
Bhai hath j0rta h0n kbi to sahi s0cha kro =P ;->
*@Happy 1st JANUARY@*
*@Happy 1st JANUARY@*
Aaj k din Quaid-e-Azam porey 7 din k ho gaye thay... =P =D
Q:Why is a Sardarji
Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”
Pathan proposed a girl wid romantic poetry,
Pathan proposed a girl wid romantic poetry,
Kutta mar gaya razai me
Mai pagl hon teri judai me
Pani mei machar ter nai sakta..
Pathan tere bin reh nahi sakta
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Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?
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Sardar: Not Current Bill, I Asked Mobile Bill
''mein nay tum say muhabbat
''mein nay tum say muhabbat kari aur tum nay kiye mujh pay itnay sitam,
motor khol dou pani khatam''
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau
lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau
mumtaz mili boli taj mahal baNao
maine bola pehle aapne baap se paise toh lekar aao!!
apsa koi haseen
apsa koi haseen
Dilruba o Dil nasheen
Apsey pehley kaheen
hum ney dekhey hein kayeen
what is depth of frendship?
what is depth of frendship?
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ITS when your best freind runs with your lover and you miss your best friend.
Baithe tere khayalo me
Baithe tere khayalo me,
kore kagaz pe likha tera
naam...
Tasvir bhi bana daki aur
likha ye paigam..
"zinda ya murda,
pakadne yale ko 5000
nakad inam..
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