''OPEN WITH LOVE

''OPEN WITH LOVE
''OPEN WITH
LOVE
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KUCH KEHNA HAI,,,,


TUM SE,,,,,,,,,,,


WOHI BAAT JO DIL KO CHOO JAYE......


BAS WOHI


3 LAFAZ!!!!!!
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INSAN BAN JA !
  

May, 24 2010     217 chars (2 sms)     2133 views       Funny

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ITS when your best freind runs with your lover and you miss your best friend.
Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY
A Man Was Injected
With A Deadly Poison,
But,
It Did Not Kill Him.
Why ... ??








Think







Think Harder



















Coz


He Was Already
Dead.. ;->
After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!
Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.
girl are best engine in
world. Fits all Sizes of
piston. Self lubricating.
Start with finger touch.
Automatic monthly oil
change Best average in
3-4 drops...!!!!!!

Any Degree Of
Shaterring, Battering, Tattering Will Nullify My Spirit ... ?




I''m Like
Those Cartoon Figures
Th8 Being Kneaded Flat
By Passing Trucks
And
Plump Up Again .. ! (:
Kia aap k0 pata hay ??


B00ks samnay rakh kar b na perh panay wali bemari ka nam kia hay ??



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"BE-GAIRTI'''':-):-o
Golden Words:
Larki us ashiq ko to maaf kr deti hy jo moqay se ghalt faida uthaye

Magar

us ko maaf ni krti jo moqay se faida he na uthaye
(WILLIAM NARGIS) ;->
Biology Teachr: Girls Can U Tel Me

Where Is Ur Heart Xactly?






All Girls Shoutd Loudly

Hamara Dil To "hAmY" K Pass Hai Madam!


If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground ...























You''ll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants ... ;->
In Ghajini
If Amir Khan Was Killed Instead Of Kalpana,
The Movie Will Get A Gross
Collection Of 500 Crores..




How ? ? ?





Then Da Grl Hv To Write 0n Her Body Everythng...;->:-D