''sadar and pathan ja

''sadar and pathan ja
''sadar and pathan ja rhy thy k um ko 1000 ka note mila

pathan: chalo fifty fifty ker lety hain

sardar: baki 900 ka kya keren gay''
  

May, 24 2010     137 chars (1 sms)     2893 views       Funny

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Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe wo Shaitan hy.


Aur


Jo Rozay wale din Eid manaye?





Aray Sahi Pehchana




Wo Pathan hy ... =P ;)
A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more than
100,000 kms. Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to
help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to have the mileage meter
reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell the prospective
customer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar liked the idea. A few
weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to
dispose off his car. The sardar replied, "Are you mad? Who sells a car which
has done only 30000 kms
Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz Me Kia Farq Hai?

Papa: Tum Mery Bety Ho Ye Sach Hai,
Tumhara Dost Arshad B Mera Hi Beta Hai
Ye 1 Raaz Hai ;)
Once Lalu and Mallika went hunting. Jab woh apne tent mei soye thei, Lalu ne dekhaa ek SHER unke taraf aa rahaa hai.. What did Lalu tell Mallika ?
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Bhago Mallika SHER A WAT hai....
1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.
Kisi Ne Billi Se Ronay Ki Wajah Poochi,
Billi Ne Jawab Diya
"Ik Tey Menu Marya Utton Mera Choowa V Kho Laya..
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old

Ek aadmi raat ko 3 baje utha or, Tahajjud parhne k bad dua mangte waqt bola..

''mere Mola sab so rahe hain or mai teri ibadat kar raha hoon,

to saath wali charpai se Aawaz aai

''kamine tu apni dua maang humari kyun shikayat kar raha hai... ;->
1nce Mother In Law And Daughter In Law

Both Were Walking
Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped…

Daughter In Law Died On Spot.....How ?




Kyunki ''Saas Ruk Gayi''
Sweet But Not Honey

Precious But Not Money

Bright But Not Sunshine

Improves With Time But Not Wine


Chalo Maire Baare Me Tou HoGaya
Aap Sunao ? ? ? ;->

1 Baat Tou Btao ?

Plz Is Ko Mazaq Me Mat
Talna

Gol Mol Jawab
Nhi Chale Ga

Dekho

Kuch Baatai''n
Zindagi Me Bohat Ahem
Hoti Hyn

Sach Sach Btana













LIGHT HY ;->
1st girl- my dog is smart! At 9 am he takes newpaper from newpaper boy nd brings it to me.
2nd girl- I know.
1st girl- how?
2nd girl- my dog told me!!
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.

Then I realised that The Lord doesn''t work that way,

so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.