''Teri surat pe ye dil haaru

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  3. ''Teri surat pe ye dil haaru
''Teri surat pe ye dil haaru
''Teri surat pe ye dil haaru
Teri zarurat pe ye jaan vaaru
Jis din tera sms na aaye
Ji ye chahe teri kanpati pe 2 maaru.''
  
May, 24 2010     125 chars (1 sms)     2013 views       Funny

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sochti thi kab hogi uski shaad
sochti thi kab hogi uski shaadi,
kab honge unke ghar barati,
kab honge sang uske sajna,
kab chhodegi wo apna angna,
kab uski baari aayegi,
kab wo apne naye ghar apni sasural jayegi.
''Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai.(\./)/.".
''Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai.(\./)/.".) "^----;";_\,,/"( , , )/ \ / Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom Nahi Hai''
Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se
Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se

Hosake to lot aa kisi bahane se

Tu lakh Khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh

Mohalay me kitna Kachra jama hai Tere na any se.
Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi Ek GHODI
Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi
Ek GHODI

Wah Wah

Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi
Ek GHODI

Wah Wah


Fir Bhage Tum

Aur

''RAB NE BANA DI JODI''
''Jab kabhi TooT k bikhro to batana mujh ko
''Jab kabhi TooT k bikhro to batana mujh ko
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.
.
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Main thora bohat welding ka kaam bhi janta hoon.''
The worst way of missing some one is...
The worst way of missing some one is...
























like sitting next to a sexy babe and you cant have her. ;->
daddy ye school kia hota hy?


Kid: Daddy ye school kia hota hy?

Father: Ye wo jaga hy, Jahan Parents ko loota aur Bacho''n ko koota jata hy... ;)
A sardarji went to a


A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

:-( Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!
May God give u
May God give u

Tata ka status

Vajpayee ka dhiraj

Laaden ki himmat

Bill Gates ki income

Bush ki taqat

baaki...

Sardar ka dimag to hai hee.
''On this special day
''On this special day
When the world is filled with
Love, hope and joy

I would like to express
My appreciation and care

For the most wonderful person
In the whole wide world

Wont you please be my valentine''
You are one of the
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

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