''Ladka bola :

''Ladka bola :
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.''

May, 24 2010 259 chars (2 sms) 1973 views Funny

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Kya Halat Hogyi Hai Zamane Ki,

Kya Halat Hogyi Hai
Zamane Ki,

Sabko Aadat Hogyi Hai
Paise Bachane Ki,

SMS To Company Ne kab
K saste Kar Diye,

Par Fitrat Nahe Badli
Chilar Bachaney Ki..-;>

.. Message dhoond rahe ho?

.

.

.

Message dhoond rahe ho?

Zaroori nahi k har SMS main koi message ho,

BASS

AAP Ki yaad aayi, is liye Missed SMS kar diya

5 frogs r sitting on a log

5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide 2 jump off.
How many r left? ?
?
?
?
?
Still 5 left..

Moral:
There''s a lot of difference b/w deciding n doing. (:

zarday aur zardar

"Zarday" Aur "Zardari"
mein kia farq hy ... ?

Ek ko Khushi mein
khatey hyn

Aur

Duusra Khushio''''n ko
kha jata hy ... ;->

Lo meri girfriend ka foto dekhoo,

Lo meri girfriend ka
foto dekhoo,

Aage karo

Thoda&aage

Dikhi

Nahi dikhi

"KAMENAY"

Bhabhi ki nazar se dekhta to zaroor dikhti.->

Man 1: "I m Alwayz Delighted

Man 1:
"I m Alwayz Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Bussiness."

Man 2:
"Why, What Do You Do?"

Man 1:
"I''ve A Company, Make
Tissue Papers ..." ;->

Son:abu bacha ziada intelligent hota hi ya baap?

Son:abu bacha ziada intelligent hota hi ya baap?

Father:baap

son:abu telephone kis ne bnaya?

Father:Garaham bell ne.

Son:us k baap ne q nai bnaya?

1 ladka mujhe 2 bar i love u b

Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,

kya karu?

Fathr:Beta usse shadi kr le,

zindgi me agr dubara bolde to mera nam badal dena

When Grandma Is Unable

When Grandma Is Unable To Paint Her Toe Nails As She Cant Bend

&

Then Grandpa Paints Them 4 Her In spite Of His Backache ...

Faqat Is Dar Se Hum

Faqat Is Dar Se Hum Ne Sona Chor Dia FARAZ,

K Hum So Gay To.

Bijli Chali Jaye Gi.

zardari k liye mazm

"zardari k liye Mazmoon"

ap 1970 May Peda Huay,
Aap Ne bgairti Ki Ibtedai Taleem
Apne Mohallay Se Shru Ki Or ala taleem
ek naam war Daku se le..
Jab Dakait hone Ka Certificate Hasil Kia
To Aap ne hakoomat k khazanay ko lootne
k plan bananay shuru kr diyay
Or Phir Benazir se shadi Kar
K Aap Ne Profesional
Bgairti ka aghaz kia aur 10% mashoor ho gaye
Na jane kaisay kurse-e- sidarat
pe aa behte aur loot loot k
apna naam takreebn
100% mashoor kr liya.

she is kidding

She Is Kidding...

Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...

"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->

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