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Kehdo un pharno walo say
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Kehdo un pharno walo say
Kehdo un pharno walo say
Kehdo un pharno walo say,
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kabhi hum bhi parha kartay thay,
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jitna syllabus parh k woh top kartay hain,
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utna tu hum choice per chor dia karty thy
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May, 25 2010
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When Ur Life Is In Darkness
When Ur Life Is In Darkness
Pray To God
&
Ask 4 Relief 4rm Darkness
But
If U Prayed
&
U r Still In Darkness
Then Realize
"U''re In Karachi" ... ;->
TeAch3r: Tum Late Q aye?
TeAch3r: Tum Late Q aye?
StUd3nt: Ammi aBBu Lar rAh3 thAy
T3Ach: Wo Lar rAh3 thAy tO Tum Lat3 Q ayE?
StUd: Kya krtA m3rA
1 jOtA amMi k pAss thA Or 1 aBu k pAsS... ;->
Advise
Teacher to Student: Beta Jo cheez b apko tang ya pareshan karey usey apne pass b bhatakne na do...
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Student: Chal beta sabse pehle to tu nikal.
''If you think there
''If you think there is good in everybody, you haven''t met everybody.''
Wh8''s the difference
Q. Wh8''s the difference between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers ... ?
A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... ;->
HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri
HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri Neck pAr ajeeb si chEEz hy jise dekh kAr khuf AatA hy,
Wife: Wo kiA ???
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HusbAnd:TumhArA "FAcE" . . . ;-
Qus: Why girls cry on wedding day aT The Time of deparTure?
Qus: Why girls cry on wedding day aT The Time of deparTure?
Ans: wo sochati hai k itney saal intezar karney k baad dulha mila bhi to sirf eik.. ;-|
khan yar abi tumha
Khan : Yar Abi Tumhara Amma
Ka Khansi Kaisa Hy?
Friend : Band Ho Gai Hy
Magar Sans Rok Rok K A Rahi Hy
Khan : Koi Bat Nai,Allah Kary Ga,
Wo Bi Band Ho Jay Ga
Utray ga FARAZ...
Nursery,
Baloch Colony,
Karsaz,
Airport,
Malir,
Quaidabad
Laloo khait
Laloo khait
thakk..
thakk..
Rok ustaad
Utray ga
FARAZ...
''THE JANAZA OF MAHBOOB NIKLA
''THE JANAZA OF MAHBOOB NIKLA
FROM THE GALI OF MAHBOOBA
WITH LOTS OF ZOOR O SHOR
THE MAHBOOBA JANKI FROM THE DOOR
AND SPEAKI,"MAR GAYA HARAMKHOR"
Dost Aik Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna,
Dost Aik Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna,
Ke Zindagi Main 2 Cheezain Muqadar Walon Ko Milti Hain...
Aik Acha Aur Mukhlis Dost !
Aur Dosra...??
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“Meetha Kharbooza”
In battle Sardar g
In battle Sardar g was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket.
Why?
Sardar g replied
'' O jis mai machar nai ghus skta goli kia ghusy gi''.¤
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