Hum jeete EK bar hai,

Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

May, 25 2010 130 chars (1 sms) 2407 views Funny

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Shaadi Me Dulha

Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ?
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Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh
Main Jao Na Jao

Par

Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye ... ;-)

Ek Fauji Ki Mehbooba

Ek Fauji Ki Mehbooba Nurse Ban Gayi
Tou Fauji Ne Us Ko Khat Likha
''''Darling Mujhe Ye Jaan Kr Bohat Khusi Hui K Tum Nurse Ban Gayi Ho. . . Me Khda Se Dua Krta Hoon K Kisi Haadse Me Zakhmi Ho Ker Tumhare Hospital Pohanch Jaon''''

Kuch Din Baad Mehbooba Ka Khat Aaya
''''Haadsa Tou Nahi Ko Mau''jza Hii Tumhain Mere Paas La Sakta Hai Kyun K Meri Duty METERNITY HOSPITAL Me Hai'''' ;->

A sardarji went to a

A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”

Hum Fizaon K Badalne

Hum Fizaon K Badalne Ka Intizaar Nahi Kerte

Aandhiyon K Rukne Ka Intizar Nahi Kerte

Yaad Aati Hai Tou Sms Ker Dete Hain

Hum Kanjuuso''n K Sms Ka Intizar Nahi Kerte

Wo kon sa department hy Jis ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,

Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis
ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,

Batao

Chalo Mein btata hun.

Ans.
FIRE BRIGADE,

Q K Orat ka kam aag bujhana nhi,

Aag lagana hy

A man was driving

A man was driving car zigzag & rashly.
Traffic cop caught him.
Man:sir I am learning driving.
Cop:without instructor?
Man: ye correspondance course hai bhai.

Teacher To Student -

Teacher To Student -
U''ve Been Snding
E-mail Other Students
That
I''m Ugly

Student - Sorry Ma''am,
I Didn''t Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It A
Secret ... ;->

BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi"

BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi"

GIRL: Kyaaaaaaaaaaa?

BOY: Achi film hai na..!

GIRL : Kuttay k bachay..!

BOY: Whaaaaaaaaaat????

GIRL: Kitnay cute hotay hain na....

please help

Please pass this msg to all friends n help me.
I’m imdad
Blood group (0-)
urgently need
2 bottles….
Of
fanta and coke
with
1 large Pizza
thanx..

Agar koi app

Agar koi app ko dukh de,taklef de, apko rone pe majbour kare to ap b usko rula sakte hain pata hai kaise?? uski ankh main unghi mar k:-)

Ghar waliii

Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.

Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,

Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,

Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge

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Hum jeete EK bar hai,

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