Har sawal say dut ker larna,

Har sawal say dut ker larna,
Phainkhnay me kami mat karna,
Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna,
aur 1 bat yaad rakhna,
aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna.

May, 25 2010 154 chars (1 sms) 2356 views Funny

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hum kabhi aap se kha

Hum Kabhi Aap Se Khafa
Nahi Hotey

Pyar k Rishtey Bewafa
Nahi Hotey

Aap Bhaley Humain
Bhula Ker PEPSI Pii Lo

Hum Aap Ko Yaad Kiye
Bina Paani b Nhi Peetey ;->

Pathan:

Pathan:
Yaar Mere Pass Paise Nhi Hyn
Mjhe Ghar Lena Hy Kia Karo''n ?

Dost: Tou Bnk Se Loan Le Lo!

Pathan:
Loan Tou Le Lo Mgr
Hum Ko Srf Cotto Pehan''ne
Ki Aadat Hy ... ;->

MIND BLOWING AND HEART TOCHING THOUGHT:

MIND BLOWING AND HEART TOCHING THOUGHT:

Laash Paani MEIN teirti kyu hai?

Kyunki...

Doobne ke liye zindagi chaahiye!!

''Gujranwala agr pyara na hota

''Gujranwala agr pyara na hota

Gulshan Iqbal Park ka nizara na hota

Bypass pr ishara na hota

Sialkoti drwazy ka shara na hota

Pace pr janay ka mode dobara na hota

Bashir k dal chawal ka swad krara na hota

sb Sattelite Town Girls Collage ka ksoor hai

wrna Gujranwala ka koi larrka aawara na hota("

Geo Gujranwala''

Its My Last Message To You

Its My Last Message To You

LAST Boley Tou ...

L = Luv U Alwayz
A = All Tym Miss U
S = Save U In My Heart
T = True Frend In Lyf

So Dun Worry Be Happy ... =)

DuRiNg kErFuE A MaN

DuRiNg kErFuE A MaN WaS SlEePiNg iN FrOnT Of hIs hOuSe. A PoLiCe mAn sAw hIm aN ToLd hIm tO CuM PoLiCe sTaTiOn wD HiM.He rEqUeTeD HiM To aLlOw hIm tO PuT BaCk hIs bEd iN HiS HoUsE.ThE PoLiCeMaN AgReEd.tHe mAn wEnT InTo tHe hOuSe aN LoCkEd tHe dOoR.ThE PoLiCeMaN ShOuTeD"CoMe oUtSiDe".
hE RePlIeD:"y cOuLd i cOmE OuTsIdE, aS It iS KeRfUe oUtSiDe" :d

Moral Of The Movie GHAJINI...

Moral Of The Movie GHAJINI...

Whenever Going To Meet Ur GF..
Make Sure U Have
Ur Cell Fone..
N
When U R In Deep Trouble Keep Ur Cell Fone 8 Silent... =P ;->

If I had a spy camera...

If I had a spy camera...

i''ll snap ur evry moment...

evry smile...

evry memory...

n keep...

in my...

kitchen to scare the rats...

Girl : Have You Seen

Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where ... ????

Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like ... !!! ;->

Luv Story:Hero love

Luv Story:Hero love heroin bt heroin luv vilan bt vilan luv hero''s sister but hero''s sister luv heroin''s brother bt heroin''s brother luv vilan''s sister but vilan''s sister luv hero''s brother Bt hero''s brother luv heroin Bt heroin luv vilanFinally 2 person commit suicide
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In logon kee samajh nahee

In logon kee samajh nahee aati, Hamesha dohra roop,

kaisay:

Proof#1: lardki lardkey ko chchery to Shararat aur agar lardka chchery to Badmashi.

Proof#2: Agar koi ameer kaam mein apni wife ka haat bataye to "understanding" aur agar gharib bataye to "Jhooroo ka Ghulam"
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Har sawal say dut ker larna,

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