Ur like a target dat

Ur like a target dat
Ur like a target dat I always try 2 aim at. How I wish I cud aim u at d heart. But evrytime I fail, I fil so sad. U know y? Its bcoz I always end up missin u.
  

May, 25 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     2404 views       Funny

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Taliban:Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen

MQM: Aslaha Le Lo

Awam: Rashan Le Kar Rakh Lo

Pathan: Istaqbal Karo,

Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE.
LIFE IS LIKE A MOVIE
WHEN U R SAD ITS MELODRAMA
WHEN ANGRY ITS ACTION
WHEN AFRAID ITS THRILLER
WHEN CONFUSE ITS SUSPENSE
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NOW look at the mirror...hmm ITS .
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HORROR...(heheheheh)
NOW U SMILING haina...THATS COMEDY
Bazu main dam rakhta hun, Dil main gham rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logoun se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega, Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!
Pakistan Ka Qaumi Phal
Sabr Ka Phal



Qaumi Libaas
Kala Coat



Qaumi Khel
Muzakarat



Qaumi Dua
Ya Allah Light Aa Jaye ... ;->


H i g h
H e e l s
W e r e
I n v e n t e d
B y
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W o m a n
W h o
H a d
B e e n
K i s s e d
O n
T h e
F o r e h e a d .. ;->
5 hi-tech sardar''s inventions

Waterproof towel

Solar powerd tourch

Book on how to read

Pedal powerd wheelchair

Umbrella with holes to see its raining,:-
Lage Raho

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Lage Raho

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Koi Kuch Nahi Kahe Ga

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Aur Kahe Ga Bhi To Konsa Farq Parega

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Lage Raho.

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BESHARMON Ki Terha SMS RECEIVE Kerne Mein... :P
dil hai k manta naheen,
dil hai k manta naheen,




na manein hum nein uss sey kab mashwara mangha hai
0321 arab 63 crore 07 lakh 89
thousand 3 rs only.

ye mera bank balance nahi he to
kya hua

mera mob no. to he.tum SMS karte
raho
Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)

Yar Mai Soch Raha Hon K Is Gaon Main
Apna Clinic Khol Lon.
Dost:Tumhara Khyal To Naik Hy

Magar Yahan Ka Qabristan Chota Hai .
Teacher :Because of Qauid E Azam hard work what do we get on 14th August...?









Student:A Holiday... ;->
1 pthan 2nd pathan se puchta he k,
Yara kya tm ne generator me petrol ki jaga COCACOLA DALA HE?

2nd pathan;nhn yara

1st pthan:to yeh Brrrr Brrrr kyo krta he?