Kal B SMS zinda tha,

Kal B SMS zinda tha,
Kal B SMS zinda tha,
Aaj B SMS zinda hy,

Tum kitne tax lagao gey,

Her mobile se SMS nikle ga.

(".)/'' Naar-e-Msg
>))
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(.")/'' Zinda Bad
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May, 25 2010     178 chars (2 sms)     2327 views       Funny

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Aam logon ko bewaqoof bananein k boht saarey tareeqey hotey hein laikin kya app ko pata hai k Sardaron ko Bewaqoof bananye ka koi tareeqa naheen!


Wajah mein batata hoon,

"kyun k wo to pehley sey hee hotey hein"
go in2 dark rum
go2 write msg...
activate dictonary,
den hide ur screen n type....

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nw read!!!!!
Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke bare mein kisi ko mat batana.

Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi, kehti thi kaun paagal hoga jo tujhse pyar karega
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*MUBARAK HO*

SMS Na karnay par aap ko
(AWARD OF KANJOOSI 2oo8)
diya jata hai.

Funniest Fact ...

When You Re-arrange
Word

"ELECTION RESULTS"



It Would Become


"LIES - LET''S RECOUNT"
Close yours Eyes think about yourself, your face,your style, your hair, your nature, your smile, your looks,
Now you open your eyes
U have just Spent Half a minute watching a Horror Movie clip . . . . :p ;->
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!...
''Bhag Jaye Uski Beti Gadha Gaari Pe



FARAZ!!


Jisne Pabandi Lagai hai Double Sawaari Pe!!''
Wat Is D Diff B/W

Poison & Alcohol?

If U Drink Alcohol,

U Will Dance Around People,

If U Drink Poison

People Wil Dance Around U..!
Jab koi Baat Bigar Jaye
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Jab koi Mushkil Par Jaye
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Tou

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Tou



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<))>
JL

ToU MaIn Kia Karun

:Khud BhugTo".. ;->


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