Why MEMONS are banned to play hockey & football.........?

Why MEMONS are banned to play hockey & football.........?
Why MEMONS are banned to play hockey & football.........?
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Because Corner miltey hi dukaan khol lete hain.
  

May, 25 2010     119 chars (1 sms)     2130 views       Funny

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Larki Pehli Baar Larke k Saath Uski Car Main Drive Par Nikli


Wo Ek Sunsaan Road Se Guzarne Lage Tou
LAki Ne Poocha :
‘’Kia Tum Sirf Ek Haath Se Drive Ker sakte Ho ?’’


Larka Khushi Se Bola : Haan Haan Kion Nahi . . .

Larki : Theek Hai , Ye Lo Tissue Paper Aur Apni Naak Saaf Kerlo
A pathan want 2 commit suicide,

When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend

& i can"t live widout my
friend.. ;->


Things To Remember
In Life ...

"Love Your FRIENDS
Not Their SISTERS"

And

"Love Your SISTERS
Not Their FRIENDS" ;->
TeAcHeR: "YoU MiSsEd ScHoOl YeStErDaY DiDn''T YoU?"


StUdEnT: "No NoT EvEn A LiTtLe BiT."
American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.
Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.
Pakistani:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms.


Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

A:- They think their picture is being taken.
Hapy BAPU day.

Boly to QUAID DAY.

Kia mast insan tha.

Akha cuntry me akela round kia aur hindu aur angrazun ke watt laga de.

We shud b proud of our quaid "BAPU"
"==LyF Ki RiNgToNe=="

Gham Ko Karo Delete
Khushi Ko Karo Save

Rishton Ko karo Recharge
Dosti Ko karo Download

Dushmani Ko Karo Erase
Sach Ka Karo Broadcast

Jhoot Ko karo Switch Off
Tention Ko Karo Not Rechargeable

Pyar Ki karo InComing On
Nafrat Ki karo OutGoing Off

Lanuage Ko Karo Control
Hansi Ka Karo Outbox Full

Aansu Ka Karo Inbox Khaali
Gusse Ko karo Hold

Muskan Karo Send
Help Ko Karo Ok

Self Ko karo Autolock
Dil Ko Karo Viberate

Phir Dekho Lyf Ki Ringtone Kitni Polyphonic Ho Jaye Gi....... :->
Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye,
Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye?
Sardar: Main Qameez Istri kar raha tha k Phone aa gaya, main ne ghalti se Phone ki jaga Estri kaan se laga di
Doctor: Doosra kaan kaisay jala?
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Sardar: Paa Jee ! Ambulance nu v te phone karna c...!
Thak
Thak
Thak.
G Kon?
Ghar K Maalik Kahan Hain?
Servant:Wo Safr Per Gaye Hain.
Acha..!!
Kya Aram Or Tafreeh K Liay Gaye Hain?"
Servant: Nahi Sir, Meray Khyal Me Nahi,
Kyun K Begum Sahiba Bhi Saath Gai Hain"
Cham Cham Kerdi Raat

Tim Tim Kerde Taare

Na Koi Msg

Na Koi Bell

Ki Gal Ae Pyare

Kyun ?

Paise Mukh Gaye Ne Saarey . . .? ;->
Mother''s Quote

Thomas Edison''s Mother:
"Of course Im
Proud Tht U Inventd
Electric Bulb. Nw Turn
It Off & Get 2 Bed"

Albert Einstein''s"
"Its Ur Senior Picture,
Can''t U Do Someting
Abt Ur Hair?
Styling Gel, Mousse
Something?"

Abraham Lincoln''s:
"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?
Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball
Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"

Michelangelo''s:
"Cant U Paint On Walls
Like Other Kids? Do
U''ve Any Idea How Hard
It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff
Off d Ceiling "