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be panaah chahat k baad
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be panaah chahat k baad
be panaah chahat k baad
Be-Panaah Chahat k baad bhi Hum usey paa na sakey "pApPu"
Kisi SangDil ne usey 100 ka Load krwa k Jeet liya... ;->
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''Pehle hath pe Phir hont pe
''Pehle hath pe
Phir hont pe
Phir ankh pe
Phir gal pe
Aur phir nak pe
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KISSSSS
Qadar MAKHIYAN Tang Karti Hain GARMI Main.. Safiullah''
Teacher:Ramu,Pani Ke
Teacher:Ramu,Pani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge...???
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Ramu:Pani Nahi To Hum
Swim Kaise Karenge
Aur Swim Nahi Kiya To Doob Jayenge...!!!
Bari Mushkil Se
Bari Mushkil Se
Hum Aap K Liye
Aasmaan Se Taare Torne Gaye
But
Wahan Ja Ker Yaad Aaya
k
Shopping Bag
to
Ghar Bhool Gaye
Aaj mene 1jaan bachai. Vo aise bachai
Aaj mene 1jaan bachai.
Vo aise bachai
Fakir ko pucha.. 1000 ka note dun to kya karega?
wo Bola..
khushi se mar jaunga.
Mene kaha..
ja
nahi deta...!
Tamam KHOBSORAT Logon ko ittaLa di jati hai
Tamam KHOBSORAT Logon ko ittaLa di jati hai
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Ap to aise parh Rahe hen jese ye itaLa ap k Liye ho... .:-
A Pathan Was
A Pathan Was Playing "KON BANEGA CAROR PATI"
Amitab Bachan Asked: Apne Baap Ka Naam Batao.
Pathan Replied: Hum Ko Pagal Samjha Hai Kya? Pehle 4 Option To Do
during the match
During the match
batsman LBW hoa
1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn,
yahan to sab pagal hn,
lagi batsman k hy aur cheekh bowler raha hy.
kahi soh to nahi gaye?
Ek pal me bhula diya hamko, ek pal me juda ho gaye, abhi to mere
saath the, abhi na jane kahan kho gaye, kahi soh to nahi gaye?
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"
SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE
LAHORE Or KARACHI
LAHORE Or KARACHI Main Agar Taliban Aa Gaye
''hAmY''....
Tu Kaisi Lagey Gi Burkhey Main Meera Aur Sheeri Rehman...
MOTOROLA K Add Mai
MOTOROLA K Add Mai ADNAN SAMI K Liye Kya Message Hai..?
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HELLO MOTO... ;->
KArAchi RoCk3rS
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
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