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arrange marriage vs love marriage
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arrange marriage vs love marriage
arrange marriage vs love marriage
Arrange Marriage:
5,00,000 Shadi Par.
1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000
Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000
Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667
1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778
Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963
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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.
Love Marriage:
Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.
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A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.
Invest at Your Own Risk.
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Man saw a snake
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Man to snake: Meri saas ko das lay.
Snake: Abay Kya das lay? Main esi say to apna zehar recharge karwata hon.
Bhool k bhi kisi ko rulana,
Bhool k bhi kisi ko rulana,
Zindagi mai sab ko hasaana,
Dushman ko bhi gaale lagana,
phir bhi koi gham de to,
9 0 (Nine Zero) pe fon lagana thook denge saale ko . . . . . . . ;->
Taxi driver to sardar:-
Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
''Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne
''Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolI "Shukriya Bhai Jan"''
Laloo Invite Englishman 4 Lunch.
Laloo Invite Englishman 4 Lunch.
When Curd Served,Englishman Asks,What Dis?
He Explains
"Milk Sleeping In Nite,
Morning Become Tight"
Women recall every
Women recall every outfit they have worn for the past two decades.
Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking
on the floor next to the bed.
''Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?
''Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?
Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho kar Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.
Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to?
Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge.''
Misuse of English!
Misuse of English!
A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D
Q) Why did Kareena leave Shahid ???
Q) Why did Kareena leave Shahid ???
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Because she was practising the ART OF LEAVING :))
Mere Mehboob Ki Shaadi Raqeeb
Mere Mehboob Ki Shaadi Raqeeb Se Ho Gayi
DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI
Dono Ne Mujhe Jalane K Liye Shaadi Pe Bulaya
DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI
Wo Khushiyan Manate Rahe
DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI
Meri Mohabbat Ka Khoon Ho Gaya
DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI
Duk Tou Is Baat Ka Hai
K
Wahan
Mujhe
PEPSI Nahi Mili ? :(
Must Help Me
Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ... ;->
Do u belive in BHOOT
Do u belive in BHOOT? agar ha to neche na karna
neche bhoot ha
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ye bhot ha koi tumhari phophi ka putar nahi jo nazar ayega
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