Sk0ol ka T0ilet AJEEB

Sk0ol ka T0ilet AJEEB hy Pappu ko m0ti0n Shadeed hy

T0ilet me Kahan Light hy
Papu ki Halat Tight hy

papu ka para m0ti0ns se pala
thats y papu cnt dance sala,

May, 25 2010 165 chars (2 sms) 2009 views Funny

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Man:Janab

Man:Janab Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar
Se Ja Raha Tha,
Mgr Phir Bhi Meri Car Ko Taiz Raftaari K
Ilzaam Me Band Kr Dia Gya,

Judge:Is Baat Ka Kya Saboot Hai?
K Tum Sach Kah Rahay Ho?

Man:Janab Is Se Barh Kr Or
Kya Proof Ho Ga K Us Waqt
Main Apni B.V Ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha,

Chitee comes to

Chitee comes to the hospital where Haathi is admitted.... She knows the elephant is in a critical condition and in the ICU... The doctor tells the ant that she is not allowed to meet the Haathi.... what does the ant reply ?????

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"thats ok, i am not here to visit, I''m here to donate blood !!"

Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .

Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .

Doob Jaaane Ko Dil Chahta Hai

Agar Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Tou Suno

"GHURRRUP" . . . ;->

Husband to a newly wed wife!

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

an excellent road sentence

An Excellent Road Sentence Written on National Highway:

"Go Slow, Unless You Have An Urgent Appointment With GOD ... !" ;)

koi dost ho tou tum jesa

Koi Dost ho tou Tum Jesa

Koi Chahnè wala ho tou Tum Jesa

Koi Dil se pyara ho tou Tum Jesa

Pata nhi Q sb Mujh se yehi kehty hyn.. ;->

BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe

BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho sakun.BANGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai.

There are many brave men

There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight..

Some join Pakistan army, others get married ... ;->

App Mujhay Aikn jaga se bohatfu

App Mujhay
Aikn jaga
se bohat
pyare
Lagtay hain.?

Maloom hai kahan se?

DOOR SE..........;->

Mat Nikalo Mera Janaza Uski Gali Se

Mat Nikalo Mera Janaza Uski Gali Se "pAppu"
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Warna Uska Baap Kahega..
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Sala Marte Marte B Ek Chakar Laga Gaya... ;->

Breaking News!

Breaking News!

Nipa Chowrangi Per 3 Taxi
Or 2 Bus Ko Na Maloom Afraad Ne Roka
Or Us Main Sawaar Hokar

Apne Apne Ghar Chale Gaye.:-D

chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO

Soft Speech
Pure Heart
Peaceful Eyes
Strong Hands
Focused Mind &Determined Decision
Always Make U

"BoRinG"...!!!

So,chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO! ;-)

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Sk0ol ka T0ilet AJEEB

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