Kehty hain aurat

Kehty hain aurat
Kehty hain aurat k haath mai barkat hoti hai...
Sahi baat hai...
kiyo k 3 inch ki cheez hath mai do to 9 inch ki kar deti hai....

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yani k "Chapati".
  

May, 25 2010     157 chars (1 sms)     2889 views       Funny

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Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
Ab bush k bad Obama

zara sambhal k kadam rakhna iraq me obama

bush ko pary hen joty tera to utar denga Päjämä.
Aaj Se 100 Saal Pehle


Shaam K Waqt






1 Gaon Main



Theek 7 Baje



1 Gali Main







Kuch Bhi Nahi Hua Tha

Chalo Apna Kaam Karo Bohat Shauq Hy Msg Parhne Ka ;->
''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k
Haq main Dua kerta hy
to wo dua is k Dost se
pehly is k apny Haq m
Kabol hoti hai
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Allah kary Tumari Shadi jaldi ho jay.''
Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden..
Boy: it''s very kind of you, darling, but i don''t have any worries or troubles..
Girl: well that is because we aren''t married yet....
Question. Why Are All Mbas Going Back To School?

Answer. To Ask For Their Money Back.
A Robber,
A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car,
Who Will Be Driving The Car?






Ans: A Police Officer!!
There is a great saying ...
"If u want to b Great,
u must walk with Great people"...




seriously,I hav no objection.
you can walk with me
Arz kiya hai.
Adbi sher, ?
Zara tawaja farmaiye ga.
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Ve GUJRA way.
VeGUJRA way.
K.M. SHAHID Kaun Hai?



















I Swear I Dont Know Who Is K.M. SHAHID.....;-D
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love
God

Sends


Us


Meat,


The


Devil


Sends


Us


Cooks.

Proverb