While selling Parachute: Plane se kudo button dabao aur aap zameen par safely land!
Customer: Agar parachute na khula to?
Sardaar: Oh ji, paise waapas!
Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards
Wo ankh bohat payari thi jo hum ne us ko mari thi Wo joti bohat bahri thi jo us ne hume mari thi Hum to muft main e pit gaye Ghalib Hamain to ankhon ki bimari thi.