1 sardar ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.

1 sardar ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.

jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola k
TEST hongy,
Sardar bola
In ki umar ziyada ha,
TEST nahi,
1 DAY ya 20/20 Karwa lo

May, 25 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 2207 views Funny

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Dho0m Ka Part 2 Bna To Naam rakha

Dho0m Ka Part 2 Bna To Naam rakha.

Dhoom do (2)

Ab Amitabh Ki Film "PAA" Ka Part 2 Bnay Ga To Nam Ho Ga

"PAA DO"

Apka Hansana Qayamat

Apka Hansana Qayamat
Apka chlna Qayamat
Apka Sona qayamat
Apka uthna qayamat

Mujhe tu pehle hi shak tha ap qayamat ki nishaniyoon main se ek ho

khan yar abi tumha

Khan : Yar Abi Tumhara Amma
Ka Khansi Kaisa Hy?

Friend : Band Ho Gai Hy
Magar Sans Rok Rok K A Rahi Hy

Khan : Koi Bat Nai,Allah Kary Ga,
Wo Bi Band Ho Jay Ga

Mosam shabab ka,

Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala "Chehara Janab ka."

Are u free now Whn

Are u free now Whn u get time call me.I need 2talk 2u abt somethng personal?

Arabian sea is for sale...Shall we both buy it?:-)

Kal B SMS zinda tha,

Kal B SMS zinda tha,
Aaj B SMS zinda hy,

Tum kitne tax lagao gey,

Her mobile se SMS nikle ga.

(".)/'' Naar-e-Msg
>))
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(.")/'' Zinda Bad
>))
_//_...

''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k Haq main Dua kerta hy

''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k
Haq main Dua kerta hy
to wo dua is k Dost se
pehly is k apny Haq m
Kabol hoti hai
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Allah kary Tumari Shadi jaldi ho jay.''

Aaj K Baad

Aaj K Baad

Na Mujhe

Call Kerna

Na hii

Miscall Dena

Aur

Na Sms Kerne

Ki Koshish Kerna

Kyun K

COMMANDAR SAFE GUARD

Ne Mujhe Har Waqt Jaraseem Se Duur Rehne K Liye Kaha Hy

Tick Tick TicK . . . ;->

SHALWAR bandhane k lye

Teacher : ALLAH ne ''''PAIT'''' q banaya hy.???

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Pathan :
SHALWAR bandhane k lye...:-D

Education is such a wonderful and precious thing...

Education is such a wonderful and precious thing...
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I wonder why it is wasted on us... ;->

Quaid foot ho gaye

Quaid foot ho gaye, Liaqat Ali bi shaheed ho gaye, Allama Iqbal bi ab is dunya main nahi rahay, meri tabiat bi ab kuch teek nahi ha, soochta hun ke maray bad Pakistan ka kia banay ga

Dua hai k Allah Aapko

Dua hai k Allah Aapko

Quaid ki akal
Iqbal ki shakal

Liaquat ki shewani
Sir syed ki jawani

Nehru ki Chal
aur
Gandhi k baal de

AAMEEN.

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1 sardar ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.

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