A sardar went 2

A sardar went 2 international cookin contest. Wen judges came 2 him,
he was movin spoon in empty karhai.
Judge Asked: kya bana rahe ho...?
Sardar: Pagal..

May, 25 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 2130 views Funny

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Pathan Pizza-hut Gya

Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Tou Waiter Ne Pizza La
Kr Rakh Dia
Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk
Betha Raha Phir
Chillany Lga

O Kocha Naan Rkh k
Gya Hy Salan Tmhara
Baap Layega ... ;->

Sardar to doctor:

Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

Aik pathan bath room gaya.

Aik pathan bath room gaya.

Jab bahir aya to tokan walay nay 12 rupay mangay.

Pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi thi kia...?

Me Padosi Se love Karta Hu

'Beti:Me Parosi Se love Krti Hun, !ORUs K Sath Bhag Rahi Hun
Dad:Thanks Beta Tm Mra Paisa or Waqt Bacha Rhi Ho Beti: me ap ko Ami Ka Letter Suna rahi Hon;)'

Mama: Beta khaana Khaogay?

Mama: Beta khaana Khaogay?

Beta: Nhi

Mama: Acha Mithae khaogay?

Beta: Nhi

Mama: Acha Icecream?

Beta: Nhi

Mama: Chocolate?

Beta: Nhi naaaaa

Mama: Baap pe gaya hai THAPPAR hee khayga.....

UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...

UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...

The Question Was :
"Would You Please Give Your Honest Opinion about Food Shortage in Rest of the World?"

The survey was badly FAILED !!!
Because,

In AFRICA,
people didn''t know what FOOD is !

CHINESE didn''t know what OPINION is !

EUROPEANS didn''t know what SHORTAGE is !

PAKISTANIS didn''t know what HONEST is !

SAUDIS didn''t know what PLEASE is !

&

AMERICANS didn''t know what REST OF THE WORLD is!

shaitan sam tmhari

Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America
JULI Tum UK
PETER Tm India
Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha?
Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s
Prformence ;->

What Did The Banana

What Did The Banana Says To The Elephant. . . ?

Nothing. . .
Bananas Can’t Talk Stupid. . . ;->

Kisi nay dil badal liya,

Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,

Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p

''Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya

''Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya
Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya
Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay
Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.''

Na Eid Mubarak

(''.'')>
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Na Eid Mubarak

Na Birth Day

Na New Year Mubarak

Sirf Or Sirf

Bush Ko Jota Mubarak

Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?

1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.

2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.

"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.

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