.Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se rishta tor dia Faraz

.Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se rishta tor dia Faraz
.Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se rishta tor dia Faraz

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Moong phali mein dana nahi. hum tumharey Nana nahi...
  

May, 25 2010     146 chars (1 sms)     3374 views       Funny

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Girls are like Internet domain names..

the ones I like are already taken!
If A Gorilla Catches U,
What Will U Do?

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I Know U Both Will Start Playing...

Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!
GALS look beautiful, not coz of make up o attitude...!

its just dat BOYZ ave good imginations!!
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
NAME: SAIMA

D.O.B:15/10/1988

WEIGHT:49 Kgs

HEIGHT:5''7"

COLOR:Whitesh

BIRTHPLACE:Lahore

DREAM:Behan banongi to sirf "IS SMS PARHNAY WALAY KI!


Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua,
Mat BURA kaho usko...
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Tum mujh sy SET ho jao,DAFA karo usko;-)
('','')
<)(>
Mausam Mast hai,
Mahol Zabardast hai…
Socha phone karke,
Have a nice day Keh du.
Pata Chala ke
“Iss route ki sabhi line vyast hai.”
Twinkle Twinkle
Little Star

Aishwrya Is A
Film Star

Saniya Mirza
Is A
Tenis Star

Wasim Is A
Criket Star
And
"HumAyuN" Is A

SMS STAR.!!



















Ye Msj Blank Nhi He.

Apko Dhund Ki Wja Se Wrds Nazr Nai A Rahe...

Happy Fog Day
''SMS karne k fayde
1-Mobil ko zang nahi lagta.
2-Timpas hojata hai.
3-Ap jise karenge wo khush rahega.
4-Contact bana rahega.
5-Apko koi KANJUS NAHI kahega
Behind Every
Successful Man
There Is A WOMAN...
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So, Dont Try N Waste Time

To Gain SUCCESS

Just Find A WOMAN..
All Brokers Have Become

" BILL GATES "

With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds

&

Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.