Jab se aapko dekha hai, yaqin karo, Rat,

Jab se aapko dekha hai, yaqin karo, Rat,
Jab se aapko dekha hai,
yaqin karo,
Rat,
Din.
Subha,
Sham.
Sotay,
Jagtay.
Khatay,
Peetay.
Uthtay,
Bathtay.
Aatay,
jaatay.

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Mera Hans hans k bura haal hai
  

May, 25 2010     178 chars (2 sms)     2614 views       Funny

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You r the biggest fool on earth...
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upar dekh liya na..
ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhundh rahe ho..?


Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.
On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->
How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. . .
The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw !


"Hino Ka Baap,
Nissan Ka Nana..


Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana..." :-D
Height of Bravery/Stupidity -

A robber standing on the railway track with a knife to loot a speeding train...




sorry
may b insan ho mera b dil kerta hy chawal marnay
ko.. =P ;->


Boy :Tum Shadi K Baad Apne Lye Alag Ghar Tu Nhi Mango Gi?


Girl : Bilkul Nahi, Bus Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Lai Daina.
Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont

even have a big car like Noman,but

i really love U!

Girl:thats ok but tell me more about Noman..!


Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p

1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha:

Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.

Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,

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Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)

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Arz kia hai...
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Woh hum se hat ker chaley...
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Koi sir phira chaley...
Wah wah :-"