Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:


Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
  

May, 25 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     2495 views       Faraz

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