Interviewer:what is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..

May, 25 2010 108 chars (1 sms) 1977 views Funny

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Yeh Jo Hai Na... Yeh Jo Haath Mein Pakra Hai...Yeh Sirf Msg Receive Karne Ke Liye Nahin Hai... Iss Se Msg Jaate Bhi Hain...Try kar k dekhain..Hahaha!

Height of Orkuting.

Height of Orkuting...!

Boss got angry with employee as he saw him orkuting....!

Ssends his termination through Scrap..!

ankhon mein ansoo dil bekrar hai,

ankhon mein ansoo dil bekrar hai,

arrey aaj to yaad na aa, k aaj itwar hai

Tired Of Many Greetings That Comes Like

Tired Of Many Greetings That Comes
Like

Good MOrning

Good After Noon

Good Evening

Good Night

& So On

Now Here''s My Simple Fresh Line

''''Can U Smile 4 Me Once. . . ?'''' :)

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Pathan ka interview tha..

Sawal aya : English me translate kero,

"Me nokri k liye bohat ummeed se hun".
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Pathan : I am Pregnant for the Job...;

Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.

Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...

Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"

Sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT

''kash tum BAKRI hote,

''kash tum BAKRI hote,
hum tume GHAS khilate or pyar se tumare SING
hilate or puchte msg bhejne me
kanjus kon tu ya main?
to tum pyar
se bolte MAI..MAI..MAI''

Common sense

Zor se chali hawa.. urr gaya pappu..

wah wah!

zor se chali hawa urr gaya pappu..

phir?

phir kya?

Ruk gai hawa.. gir gaya pappu.. :P
Common sense :D

ek dost ne doosrey s

Ek Dost ne doosrey se pocha: Batao Nakam Mohabbat ka Anjam kiya hota hy.???

Doosrey dost ne kaha

Larka Maamu ban jata hy

Or
Larki Phuppho..,

extreme kamina bacha

Extreme Kamina Baccha..
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Dad:”Haa par tumhe kaise pata.. ??
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Son:”Q k Aapki shadi aur meri D.O.B
me sirf 6 mahine ka farq hai..

Jab kabi b aapki larai

Jab kabi b

aapki larai

10 logon se ho to

ghabrna mat

bus mujhe bula lena

b coz

ma ne kabi kisi ko maar khate nahi dekha ;->

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Happiest man is on whose,
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son on india today,
girlfriend on playboy,
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Interviewer:what is skeleton?

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