I''m glad love doesn''t

I''m glad love doesn''t
I''m glad love doesn''t com wid price tags. for f it did, id never afford someone as great as u.
  

May, 25 2010     99 chars (1 sms)     2367 views       Funny

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A Boy Sat On A Train
Chewing Gum & Staring
Vacantly Into Space,
Whn Suddenly An Old Woman
Sitting Opposite Said
''Its No Good You Talking To Me,
Young Man, I''m Stone Deaf'' ;->
JUB TUM HUMSE KHAFA HO JAO GE,



JUB TUM HUM SE ROOTH JAO GE,



JUB TUM HAMEY BHOOL JAO GE,



TAB!!






MUH PR AISA THAPAR PRHEGA NA K DUNIYA BHOOL JAOGA.!
1 medical student ne apni classmet ko khoon se luv latter
dekar kaha, muje iska jawab jarur dena, ladke ne ans
diya:- tumhara blood group A+ hai or calcium ke kami hai...


Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.

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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna

Warna

GADHA mag jayega
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

XCUSE ME....
WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???


I WANNA RECHECK...
COZ I FEEL THERE''S SOME ERROR...
KYUNKI SMS JATA TO HE PAR AATA Nahi he..
New song for all boys
ek larki ko dekha tu aisa
laga

kabhi chapal laga kabhi
taphar laga
kabhi muka pera
kabhi sendel pera
kabhi ghar mai peta
kabhi roar mai mara
mindar k gante sa bajta
gaya
hoooooooooooooo






ek larki........
"Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay"


Exapmle>


Hamesh Reshamya In
"AP Ka Surror"


Flop . . . .


Is Film Ka Naam Hona Chahiay Tha,
"AP Ka KasoOR"
Ek hindu fauji ne jahaz se chalang lagaty huye kaha "JAI KALI MATA KI".

Kali Mata ne kaha: "CHAL TERI MAA KI" Ab to main bhi Fair & Lovely lagati hon.

Ek Aurat
Mahir-e-Nafsiyat k Pas
Gai Aur Kehne Lagi:
"Me Apne Chote Bete
Ki Waja Se Bht
Pareshan Hn, Wo Mitti
k Laddu Bna Bna k
Khata Hy"

Doctor:"Fikr Ki Baat
Nhi, Bara Hoga Tou
Khud Hi Adat Chooth
Jayegi"

Aurat:"Dr. Koi Fori Elaaj
Bataye''n Wrna Mere
Bete KI Dono Biwia''n Ro
Ro k Pagal Ho Jaye''n
Gi " ;->
*Nice Patriotic Story*

1 Pakistani, Jo Pakistan Se Nafrat Karta Tha, Aur Har Waqt Problms Ki Waja Se Pakistan Ko Bura Bolta Rehta Tha.

Us Pe 1 Din Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya



Wo Tarap Tarap K Marne Hi Wala Tha



K



Light Chali Gai



Pakistani Sari Nafrat Bhool K Khushi

Se Bola



*Pakistan Zindabad* ~¤
Tongue Twister

The Sixth Sick Sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick !

( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record )

Say it!