Dost ne Dil ka haal

Dost ne Dil ka haal
Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerana chour diya
  

May, 25 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     2105 views       Funny

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Dosto Me Ap Ko Ek Zarori Bat Btana Chahta Ho.
Takey Pchlay Saal Ki Tara
Apko Afsoos Na Ho
Ramzan Aa Chuka He
Jis Ne B Meri Aftari Krni He
Mjhy Abi Bata De!
1 medical student ne apni classmet ko khoon se luv latter
dekar kaha, muje iska jawab jarur dena, ladke ne ans
diya:- tumhara blood group A+ hai or calcium ke kami hai...
Is SMS ko bht

Sumbhal k rakhna

Ye mamoli SMS nahi

Ye kemti SMS hy


Inbox me rakhna


Ye SMS


* (''v'')
(( )) ¥ ¥

2 DIN BAAD ANDDAY DEGA.

Sum1 Kills AMIR''S GF

& He Loses His Memory.

Thn He Tries To Findout D Killer.

Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.

Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI :-P

Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:

1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.


Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.

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Pathan: Al-Quaida. :-)
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Sardar Goes to Doctor n Say: Badan pe kahin pe bhi ungli lagata hon tu dard hota ha , Doctor Exrays jis entire body and finds that the sardar''s finger is fractured :)
Ab PARHAI soch samaj k chorna Pappu,

kyou k....?

GADHA 60,000 ka or
reri 40,000 ki hy.:-D


Museebat Main Ho to Kabhi Ye Na Socho k Konsa Dost Kaam Aayega...
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Balkay
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Ye Socho K...

Ab Konsa Dost AUQAAT Dikhayega....!


Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mehal k
Her Khirki,
Her Deewar,
Her Meenar,
Her Cheez ko Dekha,

Aur Kaha



Maa Qasam,





Sab Filmi Hai. :-)
''Hindu Pati Shadi k Baad: Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Aurton K Sath So Chuka Hon...




Patni: Mujhy Pata Tha K Jab KUNDLI Mili hai.

To Adatain Bhi Zaror Milti hon gi''
If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.