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May, 25 2010 100 chars (1 sms) 2348 views Funny

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Kal 125 logo ko
bewakoof banaya.
Kaise?

niche dekho..

Bas,
Aise hi..
Ha...Ha...
Ab 126 HOGAYE.....;->

Plz,,,
HELP My Frnd....
Gul Khan
Gul khan boht pareshan hai...

Kya koi usay bta sakta he k ramzan ki jhandia kaha milti han ?

If u r inteligentAns these

If u r inteligentAns these

1-China kis mulk mein hai?

2-14Aug kis date ko ati hai

3-Green rung kis colour ka hota hai?

4-timatar ko urdu mein kya boltai hain?

Q: how was NISAR born ?

Q: how was NISAR born ?

Ans: jawani jan-e-man haseen dilruba, Milay do dil jawab Nisar ho gaya

''Director to actress:

''Director to actress:

tumhe 4 gunde pakrenge

aur hero bachane ayega

Actress: Hero Kaun hai?

Director: Emraan Hashmi

Actress: phir mujhe

usse kaun bachayega?????''

Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon

Nokar! Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon.
Aap ko muj par barosa nein.

Saith! Had ho gahi hai thijori k
chabihan maz per padi reti hein.

Nokar! Un mein se eik bi chabi
thijori ko nein lagthi.

mummy dady and baby sitting together

Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,

.

Q?

.

Taa K
Mummy Dady Se,
Dady Baby Se,
Baby Mummy Se,
Dady Mummy Se,
Baby Dady Se,

ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar Saken. :-)

Shohar:

Shohar: Ye Tum Mujh Ko Bhary Bazar Main "A.G"

Kyoun Kehti Ho?

Biwi: Ab Bhary Bazar Main
"Abhy Ghady"

Kahoun Gi To Kya Acha Lagay Ga... :P ;->

The Dentist To The Little Kid ...

The Dentist To The
Little Kid ...

'''' What Kind Of Filling
Would You Like For
Your Tooth ? ''''

'''' Chocolate, Please ... ''''
Kid Replies Innocently ;->

Dulha Mil Gaya

Hello Janu!

Plz Mera Ye sms Apny Ammi Abbu k Samnay Oonchi Awaz Main Parhna

Ok?

Ready

.
.
.

Dulha Mil Gaya
Dulha Mil Gaya. :-)

SHAAN is remaking TITANIC

SHAAN is remaking TITANIC with some changes.

In The End,

He does not die, But

Swims Across the Ocean with Heroin in One Hand and

Titanic on the other hand. :-)

800 Kamro ka mahal ho

800 Kamro ka mahal ho

aur motiyon se saja darbar.

Income ho arbo me aur

200 mercedes car.

Sab sapne me hi mil sakta hai,

Isliye jagna hai bekar,

Soja mere yaar.

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