"Aap Ki Kahani Humari Zubani"

"Aap Ki Kahani
Humari Zubani"

Aap k pas dimag hy
Chlta nhi wø älag baat hy

Aap smart hyn
Køi mänta nhi alag bat hy

Aap ameer hyn
Kanjus hyn wo alag bat hy

Aap sharif hyn
Lgty nhi wø älag bat hy

Aap k pas cell fone hy
Call nhi krty alag bat hy

kafi izat hy aap ki
Koi krta nhi ye alag baät hy.

May, 26 2010 317 chars (2 sms) 2292 views Funny

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sharabi ki car k piche likha tha

Ek Bahut Barrey Sharabi ki
Car k Peeche Likha Tha:

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Daaru Piyo
Tay Insaan Bano

Roti To Kuttay Bhi
Kha Lete Hain. :-)

GIRLS'' TOP 10 LIES

GIRLS'' TOP 10 LIES

1.I miss u
2.I m single
3.Main pehli dafa kisi larke se baat kr rhi hon
4.Main cozin se baat kr rhi thi
5.Mjhy TUM kehna acha nhi lagta
6.Main pyar pe believe nhi krti
7.Main duusri larkio''n jesi nhi
8.Mjhy kuch nahi pata
9.Sab larke ek jese hotey hyn
10.Tum meri zindagi k pehle aur aakhri larke ho, main nahi reh pao''n gi tmhare bina.
Send to girls
So they can laugh
Coz
They knw its true ... =P =D

what is the diffrence b/w

what is the diffrence b/w Egyptians Mummies and Pakistani Mummies..?

Children are afarid of egyptians mummies.../

aNd

fathers are afraid of
pakistani mummies .../ ;->

yar ma na suna ha k

Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain.
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Magar yar 32 march to hota hi nai.
Happy april fool day.

ARZ KIYA HAI...

ARZ KIYA HAI...
Na zarurat rakho sitaron ki

Na zarurat rakho falto yaaron ki

Bas ek dost maango mere jaisa

Jo waat laga de saaron ki...

Sagai Aur Shaadi

Sagai Aur Shaadi Ke Beech Waqt Kyun Hota Hai?

Ans: Kyonki Koi Ye Na Keh Sake Ki Durghatna Se Pehle Bachne Ka Humare Paas Waqt Nai Tha

larkiyon se dil laga

LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool hY

LarKiyo K Piche jana Fazool hY

Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne ApKo Keh Dia "I LOVE U"

To Samajh Lena Us Din
APRIL-FOOL hY.

Customer Shouted:

Customer Shouted:

"Waiter , Waiter !
There''s A Dead Fly In
My Soup ..."

waiter Replied:

"Oh No !
Who''s Going To Look
After His Family ..." ;->

boy tujhko kya bhejon?

Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon?

Barish Ki Pehli Boond?

Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?

Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab?

Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu?

Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish?

Ya

Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab?

Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo. :-)

Friendship is a "Give And Take

Friendship is a "Give And Take" Relationship.

I Hope u Agree with me with this...

So....

Give me A Treat & Take me to a Movie... so simple...

mobile me khudkash bomb hamla

NEWS

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MErE MobiLE mE KhudKAsh BoMB hAmLA huA hy..
12 sMs Moke pEr jAnbAhAk,
25 ShAdEEd ZAkhMi,
50 sMs LA pAtA,
Or..
8 sMs nE INboX mE dAm tOr diA.. =P ;->

i m a pepco share holder

2 Men jumping frm a terrace.

1st man :This is my 50th time.

I m a Guinness record holder...

2nd man:This is my 1st time.

I m a PEPCO Share Holder.

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