Attendence.. Pappu

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir
Ullu

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Ullu
??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa

May, 26 2010 170 chars (2 sms) 2777 views Funny

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Dr.-Aisa kabse hai?

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Man- Main kam pEr jA Rah hoOn.

Sister- Allah Ki Aman Ho veEr.

Mom-Jeetay Raho Beta.

B.V- Ae Kera Time Ay jAn Da?
Teray kam E Nai Mukday... =P ;->

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Gham Ko Karo Delete
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Rishton Ko karo Recharge
Dosti Ko karo Download

Dushmani Ko Karo Erase
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Jhoot Ko karo Switch Off
Tention Ko Karo Not Rechargeable

Pyar Ki karo InComing On
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Lanuage Ko Karo Control
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Aansu Ka Karo Inbox Khaali
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Muskan Karo Send
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Self Ko karo Autolock
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Phir Dekho Lyf Ki Ringtone Kitni Polyphonic Ho Jaye Gi....... :->

aaj kal bohat khubsorat ho rahi hon

Wife ( Kitchen Se ): Aji Suntay Ho,
Mai Aaj Kal Bohat Khubsorat ho Rahi Hon.

Husband: Tumhain Kese Pata?

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banaras chowk pe 1

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Pathan Gun Le Kr Khara
Hogaya . Jo b Wahan Se
Guzarta
Us Se Poochta: TUM KON?
Man : Mahajir
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Pathan: TUM KON ?
Memon : Bhai Main
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Pathan : Jao Yaar
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ko Qabz ki
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Jo SmS nhi
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aur SmS nikalny
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jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola k
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In ki umar ziyada ha,
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Shohar Biwi se

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Kitab Ka NaaM Hai,

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Attendence.. Pappu

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