1st girl, main to usss se shadi karon gi jo handsome ho

1st girl, main to usss se shadi karon gi jo handsome ho
1st girl, main to usss se shadi karon gi jo handsome ho


oor tum?


2nd girl,
main to uss say shadi karon gi jis k han UPS laga ho . :)
  

May, 26 2010     143 chars (1 sms)     1809 views       Funny

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were 2hard
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