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Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi h
Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi ho,
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WIFE: or KYA?


Batao na or kya?

Wife shouted tell me or kya?

Husband: or laanat hai aisi zindagi pay.....!
  
May, 26 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2389 views       Funny

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Kameez Teri Kaali Tay Sohnay Phulla Wali:-)''
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Mjkoo Tou Tere Chahre Pe Ye Gham Ni Jachta,
Mjkoo Tou Tere Chahre Pe Ye Gham Ni Jachta,







Sorry Yar Tmhre

Hise Ka Roza Mai

B Tou Ni Rakh Skta..;->:-|
Aap ko meri taraf se
Aap ko meri taraf se
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Or mere tamam friends ki taraf se,
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Or mere office walo ki taraf se,
.

Or 17 karor pakistanio ki taraf se.
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PONKA
Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?
Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?
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Kyun K Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti.
Girl:
Girl:
Na cher larkiyon ko paap hoga.Kal tu bhi kisi haseena ka baap hoga.
Boy:
Dua Karta hn k teri ye baat sachi ho.Jo mjhe Baap kahe wo teri Hi Bacchi ho
app ko sil ki gahraioon se
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Sardar to doctor:
Sardar to doctor:
"mein susu subah 6 buje karta hon & poty 7 buje"
Docter:"tu es mein problem kya hai"?
Sardar :"oo jee meri ankh 8 buje khulti hai"
Wada karo K tum Apni Zindgi
Wada karo
K tum
Apni
Zindgi
ki Har
Cheez
Mujhse
Share
Karoge,

Khushi

Gham

Dukh

Sukh

Or

Yahan
Tak k.!


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Man 1:
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