wife:honey,what r u looking 4?

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?


wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
  

May, 26 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     2350 views       Funny

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