Wife: I wish I was a newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper


Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.
  

May, 26 2010     157 chars (1 sms)     2234 views       Funny

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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
Sardar proposing a girl.. Hi darling kya mujse shadi krogi.
Girl.. Tameez se bat kro ...
Aslam.o.Alaikum Baji kya mujse shadi krogi.
Life is short so follow some rules:

Forgive quickly

Believe slowly

Love truely

Laugh loudly

&

Never avoid anything that
Brings Smile on ur Face!!!

So

Think of me Twice Daily... ;->
Listen how ppl r now a dayz. i was sittin in a mandir,da pujari was abt 2 show da aarthi n d guy near me lit a cigarrette.i was shocked tht i ALMOST DROPPED MY BEER
Ek bar ik ladke ka rishta nahi ho raha tha. Kisi ne kaha ki baba
Mannt Lal ke darshan kar aao. Maa aur beta dono chal diye. Parvat
par chadte waqt maa ka panv fisal gaya aur maa khai mein gir gayee
to ladka bola.
"" ya khuda teri khudai, apni te milli nahi bapu di vi gvai ".
A Beautiful Girl is
Like a Dirty Thousand Rupee Note..
U dont Know How Many Used it
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But U still Want it.
Thought of the day:
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!”


Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
Larki ko aik larke ne kaha. I love you. Larki ne us ko kiss kiya aur apna mob. No. De diya.
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Moral...
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......SARRO....
Jab bhi tumhara msg aata hai
Hamara room room machal jata hai
Aang aang mein gudgudi hota hai
Yeh tumhara sms ka kasoor nahi hai
Yeh toh mobile ki vibration ka kamaal hai
Moral Of Movie Race ...





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Chup Chup K Shaadi Kerni Ho tou Kbhi CAPE TOWN
Nahi Jana
Wahan Marriage Bureau Main amera''s Lage Hyn ... ;->