A sardarji photographer is focusing

A sardarji photographer is focusing
A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE
  

May, 26 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     2816 views       Funny

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Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?
A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
Arz kiya hai...


Teray siwa is dil mein nahi koi aur...


(Wah! Wah!)


Teray siwa is dil mein nahi koi aur...
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RoCk3r, GEO NEWS Lahore :-D
WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?

A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS


Ab Kare''n Apni Ya
Relative Ki Shaadi
Ki Booing
NATIONAL STADIUM
Mein ...


Kyun k






CRICKET Tou Ab PAKISTAN
Mein Hogi Nahi ... ;->
Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn''t report it.






A. The thief was spending less then his wife..... ;->
Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu

Std-Theek hai ji,

Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas

ke 3 din select karta Hun
Nothing is permanent in this world,not even our
troubles
So,keep on enjoying life

Don''t lose ur smile at any cost
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Even if u r
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Married!
Ek Sahab Tez Chaltay Ja Rahay Thay,

Ek Larki Ko DeKh Kr Ruk Gaye Or Bolay

"Mainay Apko Pehlay Kahin Dekha Hai"

Girl Answer:Yes! I''m Nurse In Mental Hospital;-)
Yeh Naya S/\/\S Hy . . . ;->
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Aur Ab Purana Hogaya . . . |''!''|


Now U Got 2 Choices...
Delete It Or Frwrd
Choice Is Urs :p
Sharabi Knocks The Door Of His Home


Wife Opens The Door


Sharabi Asks : Who Are U


Wife : How Dare U 4get Ur Wife


Sharabi : Sharab Har Gham Bhula Deti Hai ;->
Shair arz hai


BHAG GAI ZARDARI KI BETI
GHADA GAARI PE

wah wah

BHAG GAI ZARDARI KI BETI GHADA GAARI PE

IS LiYE USNE LAGADI PABANDI DOUBLE SAWARI PE... ;->
Collage Ki Ladki.

Ghar Ki Kidki.

Dono Taadne K Lye Use Hote Hain . . !!