Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
  

May, 26 2010     189 chars (2 sms)     3027 views       Funny

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Aik ganda msg sunaon?


aik larka hota hai,


wo gatar main gir jata hai
Aye Haye :_
*Ganddaaaaaa*
Package Wale So
Gaye Ker k Baat Apni
Girl-Friend k Saath

Aur Bhatakte Rahe
Sachi Mohabbat Kerne
Wale Saari Raat ... ;->
Education is such a wonderful and precious thing...
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I wonder why it is wasted on us... ;->
A sardar was tired of being sardar and constantly being the subject of all
those dumb sardar jokes. He finally cut his hair. He decided to take a drive through the country to celebrate his new life. Going past a field of sheep (he loved sheep) he stopped and asked the farmer "If i can guess how many sheep in your flock, can I have one?" The farmer laughed and said "Sure, Sir"
He gazed out for a few seconds and said "There''s 1,973 sheep" The farmer said with amazement "Your''re right! Go and pick one out". On his way back to his car he was stopped by the farmer yelling "Hey Sir! If I can guess your real identity can I have my dog back?"
Kya Halat Hogyi Hai
Zamane Ki,

Sabko Aadat Hogyi Hai
Paise Bachane Ki,

SMS To Company Ne kab
K saste Kar Diye,

Par Fitrat Nahe Badli
Chilar Bachaney Ki..-;>
''Muslim lady:assalamo alikum! Molvi: yeh jannt main jayegi Hindu lady:Namasty! Molvi: yeh dozakh main jayegi Christian lady:Hi darling molvi: ye mere sath jayegi''


Pakistani Cricket team ko Hollywood Movie ki offer Hui Hy.
Yousuf Hero hoga.. Movie ka Naam Hy..
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11 IDIOTS =P =X
Boy : From The Day I''m ur Frnd, I''m Not Able To Eat, Drink, Smoke. . . . ! ! !


Girl: How Sweet , So U R Madly In Love With Me. . . ? ? ?


Boy: Shut Up ! U Made My Pocket Empty. . . . ;->
SANTA: Kal meri biwi kuwe mein gir gayi,

bahut chot lagi usko..bahut chila rahi thi..

BANTA: Ab kaisi hai..??
...
SANTA: Thik hi hogi, kal se kuwe se aawaaz nahi aai.
Pathan
Public Toilet mei gya to
Diwar Pr Likha tha

Dunya Chand Pr Pohnch gai hy
Aur
Tum Yahan Bethay ho

Pathan
Nechay Likh Aya

Bus
kar k
Hum B ja rha hay!
Q: how was NISAR born ?

Ans: jawani jan-e-man haseen dilruba, Milay do dil jawab Nisar ho gaya
EXAMS ARE LIKE GIRL FRIENDS;

1. TOO MANY QUESTIONS.

2. DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND.

3. MORE EXPLANATION IS NEEDED.

4. RESULT IS ALWAYS FAIL!