Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

May, 26 2010 189 chars (2 sms) 2923 views Funny

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Banta was amazed t

Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess with his dog.
He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

"I can hardly believe my eyes!" Banta exclaimed.

"That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen."

"Nah, he"s not so smart," Santa replied.

"I"ve beaten him three games out of five"

Sunnys Teacher Sent

Sunnys Teacher Sent A Note Home To His Mother Saying,

Sunny Seems To Be A Very Bright Boy But Spends Too Much Of His Time Thinking About Girls.

The Mother Wrote Back The Next Day,

If You Find A Solution,

Please Advise.

I Have The Same Problem With His Father

Interesting but True:

Interesting but True:

Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?
A. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!

Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
A. Shadi k din..!!

Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!

Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
A. Shadi... =P ;->

SaRdar ji went

SaRdar ji went to meet this Chinese fren who is dieing in Hospital!
Man says: CHIN YU YAN and dies.
Sardar jee goes 2 china 2 find meaning of fren last words
The meaning is -> YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!

Us Ne Aik Pal Bhi

Us Ne Aik Pal Bhi Meri Masomiat Na Daikhi Pappu ...

Bus Pakra Aur 250 Ka Chalaan Kaat Dia ... ;->

Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?

Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?
Santa: KHULE AAM...

I Filled In A Form At A

I Filled In A Form At A
Dating Agency Recently
Describing My Ideal
Woman, "She Should Be
Pretty Cute, Into Water
Sports And Group
Activities Plus Look
Good In Black"
The Agency Replied
Me Back And Told Me
"I Should Marry
Penguin ..." ;->

kon kehta hai tum bewafa ho

Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho.

Ye Aur Baat Hai Humse Khafa Ho.

Humko Pyaar Hai Sirf Tum Se.

Agar Tumko Nahi To Dafa Ho. :-)

Why Are Elephants Large, Gray And Wrinkly... ?

Why Are Elephants
Large, Gray And
Wrinkly... ?

Because

If They Were
Small Round & White
They Would Be
''''Aspirins" ;->

Beth Kar Tanha Yeh Sochta Hun

Beth Kar Tanha Yeh Sochta Hun

"WasSI"
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Khatam Ho Gai Zindagi Par Bachi Koi Na Phasi... =P ;->

happiness isbrlik

"Happiness is
Like a Butterfly"

You run
after it,
It keeps
flying away.
But if you
''stand still'',
It comes and
''Sits On You''

"Wish you lots
of Butterflies !

Definition Of A Professor ... !!!

Definition Of A
Professor ... !!!

A Professor Is One
Who Talks In
Someone Else''s Sleep ... ;->

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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

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