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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
  
May, 26 2010     189 chars (2 sms)     2382 views       Funny

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Q: Why is Christmas jus
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;-> a day at the office?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;->
DARD BHAREE POETRY ARZ HA!
DARD BHAREE POETRY ARZ HA!

DIL WICH CHUBHI SOIE
DIL WICH CHUBHI SOIE


OOEE OOEE OOEE OOEE


HA HA HA!
Mer Dil Tor Ker
Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere
Dil Ko Thais



Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere
Dil Ko Thais










Tan ? = Perpendicular Upon Base ... ;->
Agar mein president ban jayoon to kya ho?
Agar mein president ban jayoon to kya ho?


Zardari mujh par qatlana hamla karwa dey kyun k mera pehla order ho ga

"Tamam judge bahal kiye jayein aur har corrupted sey wasooli kar k raqam Pakistan par lagai jaye"
Lakho log mohabat karte hai,
Lakho log mohabat karte hai,

Shayad hum un jaise nahi.

Dikhane ke liye hum bhi

bana sakte haiTAJ-MAHAL,

Magar MUMTAZ ko marne de

hum vo SHAHJAHAN nahi.
what is love?

What is love?

jab teri girlfriend GAS chhode

aur tujhe wo bhi Gulab ki khushbu

jaisi lage to samaj lena

Tujhe sachha pyar ho gaya...
Afridi Ne Ball Ka Thread
Afridi Ne Ball Ka Thread (Dhaga) Daant Se Kyon Kaata?

Guess?

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Afridi Ne Ye Prove Kar Diya K.

Pakistan Main MOCHI(Cobbler) Ka Kaam Sirf Pathan Kar Sakta Hai. :-)
Tipz To Beat Da Summer
Tipz To Beat Da Summer

1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water

2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside

3-Eat Vegetables


But Most Important



4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
Coool.. ;->
I really deeply
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch
Dosti k Geet Gaeinge "HUM TUM"
Dosti k Geet Gaeinge
"HUM TUM"

Apni Duniya Alag Basaeinge
"HUM TUM"

Jo Diye Bujh Jaeinge "HAWA" Se.


Unko Baich Kar "PHILIPS" K
"BULB" Jalaeinge
"Hum tum
Who Let You Get On The Horse .
Who Let You Get On The Horse ...
You Witch''s Child?









Can''t Understand...!








Tenu Ghori Kinnay Charhaya Bhootni K...? ;->
secret of living happily
The secret of a happy married life...
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Oye,

hoye,

Sadqe jaun

shadi hui ni or secret janne ki itni bechaini??

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