Salesman:This computer will

Salesman:This computer will


Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
  

May, 26 2010     111 chars (1 sms)     2432 views       Funny

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Once A Pathan Was Asked

"Khan G Aapka Favourate Song Kon Sa Hai?"

Khan Sahb Replied:

"Larki Kyon,

Na Jane Kyon Larkon Si Nahi Hoti" ;-)
Mod

Obedient

Neat

Kind

Elegent

Young






It’s Totally Abt Me
But Need Not To B Worry , Ur Name Is Also In It







Just Read The First Letter Of Each Word. . . ;->
Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha.

Dost ne kaha kya kr rahy ho?

Rail guzri to mr jao ge.

Pthan: Abi upar se jahaz guzra, kuch ni hua,
Rail kya cheez hy..?
Na wo iqrar karti hay.
Na wo pyar karti hay.
Larki cheeze hi aise hay.
balance k liye pyar karte hay.
Kute

Kamine

Ullu K Patthe
Nalaik
Bewaqoof
Bandar
Bhalu
Gadhe
Badmash
Lofar
Lafangeor
Dhokebaz
Ye sAb Log MiL Kr B HumAri DosTi Nhi Tor Sakte :->
A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.
Q: What do you call a man who can''t hear anything?
Santa: Anything you want because he can''t hear na!!!
''Ek Chor Police Sy Chupty Huey Ek Toti Hui Qabr Me Chup Gya
Or Police Sy Bach Gya

Wahi Qareb Sy Sardar Sahib Guzry To Unho Ny Soch K Shayad Log Mayyat Per Matti Dalna Bhol Gaye

Sardar Sahib Ny Fata Fat Matti Dalna Shuro Kia To Chor Bola
Bachao Bachao

Sardar
Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti Dalo Is Par To Khuda Ka Aazab Shuro Ho Gya...''


A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
''1BOY APNI DOR KI ANTI K GHAR GYA.
USY KAFI DAIR HO GAI,ANTI NE KHA BETA AJ TM GUDDO K PAS SO JAO.



BOY;RHNY DAIN MAIN BAHIR SOFY
PR HI SO JATA HON.



NEXT MORNING AK KHUBSORST GIRL
CHAYE LAI,
BOY; TM KON HO,
GIRL;MAIN GUDDO
AP KON?
BOY;MAIN ULLU DA PTHA.
HA.......''
Wife Husband Se Phone Par:

Hamaray Bachay Ko Current Laga Hua Hai,

Aap Jaldi Aa Jain.??

Husband: JAN Tension Mat Jo

Jitni Dair Main Ghar Aaon Ga

Light Ja Chuki Ho Gi
Judge mulzim se:kia tm ne pehly b kbi jail kati ha?
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Mulzim:janab 2 dafa koshsh kr chuka hn magar slakhen bht moti thi me kamyab nai ho ska:-D