Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
  

May, 26 2010     84 chars (1 sms)     1961 views       Funny

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Mere doston ki pehchan itni mushkil nahi hai
Fraz…

Wo sb se aagy hotay hain jahan chawal taqseem hotay hain.
(.”)/’
<¡:¡ oy ik plate
_/ /_ edhr v.
Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.
RAJUS''s wife-agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?

RAJU-main TV aur paper me add dunga ki jaha kahi bhi ho.....KHUSH RAHO
Shrminda Tb Nhi Hoty
Jb Zuban Se Buri Bat Nkal Jaye
Or Shrmnda Hm Tb B Nhi Hote
Jb Dil Se Kisiki Yad Nkal Jaye
Arey
Shrmndagi To Us Wqt Hoti Hy
Jb Shadi Me Khamoshi Ho
Or
ZOR SE PAAD Nkal Jaye :P ;->
Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger

Son: “I Start Cleaning Toilet “

Dad: “How Does It Satisfies U?”

Son: “I Clean It Wid Ur Tooth Brush “ ;->
Amir''s girlfriend is mudered by someone and Amir lost his memory and tries to find the killer for a revenge.

But

Suspence is [Amir himself is the killer]

NOw..

EnJoy

GHAJINI :P
(KAISA FILM KA MAZA KHARAB KYA) :D
Aey AllAh hum par eik ehsaan aur kar dey
Aey AllAh hum par eik ehsaan aur kar dey

hamaray liye nahi tu pakistan k liye ge0rge bush ko musalmaan kar dey.... ;->
|| Height Of Coincidence ||

Ek Larka Apni Girl Friend Ki Bhen Ke Sath Date Par Gaya ... Jiss Restaurant Mai Woh Gaya Samnay Auska Bhai Auski Girl Friend Ke Sath Betha Tha
Sitaroon se aagy jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi muhabat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalaty mere dil ko,
University mein ladkiyaan aur bhi hein
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Khuda bachaye hume in haseeno se…


What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?













1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)












1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
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Teri aawaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon,
Toh ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.
Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon,
Toh cartoon network laga leta hoon.

Just Imagine for a while, u''re a handsome Boy...
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Aisa Karoge Tou Kon Ayega... =P ;->