Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys; Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy
Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake. Lady: why didn't you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES? Officer Santa: Removing clothes is not restricted.
Real Heart Touching Story "A b0y sent the most expensive bird that c0uld speak 40 languages as a birthday gift 2 his g.f. next day he asked about the gift. b.f:hows the bird??... g.f:very tasty:-)
Today is GABBER SINGH''s death anniversary. plz switch off ur cell for 2 minutes as a mark of respect and send this message to atleast 1 criminal as i did;)
