Teacher:

Teacher:
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
  

May, 26 2010     186 chars (2 sms)     2597 views       Funny

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Kabhi dost kahte the,
jaan bhi mango to hazir hai,
aaj wo apni girlfriend ko
jaan kahte hai
?
?
?
?
?
Salo ab hazir karo apni jaan.


I Filled In A Form At A
Dating Agency Recently
Describing My Ideal
Woman, "She Should Be
Pretty Cute, Into Water
Sports And Group
Activities Plus Look
Good In Black"
The Agency Replied
Me Back And Told Me
"I Should Marry
Penguin ..." ;->
SoMetiMes wEn u Crying,No1 seEs ur teArs;
wEn u r WorriEd, No1 seEs ur pAin;
wEn u r haPPy,No1 seEs Ur SmiLe


LeKiN
Ek PAAD kyA Maar Lo saAre dEkhnE LagtE hAin
Kanjoson sitam sehnay ki B had hoti Hay,

Kisi ko satanay ki B had hoti Hay,

Sms bhejnay ki koshish karo yaar,

Muft k sms parhnay ki B had oti a


Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
"Pakistani di Mushkil"
Ghar wich panjabi bolo
School wich urdu bolo
Parcha angrazi wich hal kero
aur

Marn tu baad hisab arbi wich.;-)!
Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi

Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi

Mar Jao Ge Aise Hi Har Roz Laga Laga K Zor

Qabz Hai Tou HASHMI Churan Khate Kion Nahi... ;->


Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”


A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
Dear customer! You r requested to switch off ur Mobile to avoid any burn injuries........AS the SENDER of this Message is a DAM HOT..
Jab Tujh Ko Koi Zakhm Laga

Tou Libaas Apna Phaar Dia

Garebaan Apna Chaak Kia

Aur Zakhm e Lipat Gaya


Yahi Tou Kaam Hai Merq




Sunny Plast Naam Hai Mere.......... ;->
''Na Pooch teri judai k lamhay mein kaise bitata hun

pani men SURF EXCEL mila k bulbuly banata hun

o O o
o O''