aaj kal molvi b 2 qism k ho gaye hain

Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain.

1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko deikh kr darty darty pochta hy,

"Molvi sab,
ap Darood waalay Molvi ho,
ya Barood waalay.";-)

May, 05 2010 170 chars (2 sms) 2355 views Funny

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