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Biwi Ka Jhagra

Bivi Pure 15 Minute Tak Apne Khamosh Shohar Pe Garajne K Bad boli Main Larai Khatam Karna Chah Rahi Hoon Magar Tumhari Is Gongi Badmashi Ki Waja Sy Ghar Jahanum Bana Ja Raha Hai…

Heart has 4 chambers

Heart has 4 chambers

1 Chamber for God
1 Chamber for Papa
1 Chamber for Mom
1 Chamber for Love
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,
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No chamber for Friends
Because Friends are heart-beats
And Life is due to these heart-beats

sardar ka radio

Sardar radio thek krwany gya
.
dukandar: Radio thik hy mosam ki khrabi ki wja se ni chal rha
,

,
Sardar: A le 100 Rupya Mosam Nava Pa dy.

The person who loves you a lot

The person who loves you a lot

will always do two things extremely for you.

1. Silently Caring and

2. Openly Hurting.

to make you Perfect.

Love Hurts Wheny0u Breakup With Some 0ne

L0ve Hurts Wheny0u
Breakup With S0me 0ne
Hurts Even M0re
When S0me 1
Breaks Up With YOU
But L0ve Hurts
The M0st
When The Pers0n
U L0ve
Has N0 Idea
H0w YOU Feel.

O pakistanio

O pakistanio
bus main latak kar aanay walo
light ke beghair rehnay walo
deshat gardi bardasht karne walo
har chees pe etra text dene walo
40 ka petrol 108 main kharidne walo
selab ka imdadi maal dobara market se lene walo
shehr ki light ka bill apne ghar se dene walo
sania ko bhabhi kehne walo
muni ko badaam kane walo
english ke paper main calculator le janay walo
ganje ko wazir banay walo
call center wali larki se baat karke khush honay walo
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meri taraf se sab ko
ADVANCE EID MUBARAK

Itni pyar bhari nazron se

itni pyar bhari nazron se dekha usne mjhe

AYE DOST

dil to gaya hi gaya

sath main 10 rupay wala somasa bhi gir gaya

Eid zaroor aata haai

pathaan hum naai pichli 20 saaloon main 1 baat note kitya haai
dost:wo kya?
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pathan:jab bhi ramzan khatam hota haai Eid zaroor aata haai

dilse

Aaj Rutha Hua 1 Dost Yad Aaya, Accha Guzra
Hua Waqt Yad Aaya, Jo Mere Dard Ko Sine Me
Chupa Leta Tha, Aaj Jab Dard Hua To Wo Bhut
Yad Aaya.

1 waqt tha

1 waqt tha ap k message aise ate the jaise kisi ne ap k sar pe pistol rakha howa hai
aur wo ap se message karwa raha hai magr ab lagta hai k us ne goli mar di.

Samosa bi zaya

Itni pyar bhari nazar se jo us ne dekha mujhe, dil to gaya hi gya,
;->

sath me 15 rupee wala samosa bi gir gaya

Life ix empty without 4rndx!

1 best book is equal to 100 books,but 1 good friend is equal to library!
love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love,because medicien works before death not after death.

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