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Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"

Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.

Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.

Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?

Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....
Mujhe apne barbad
Hone ka gum nahi,
Teri barbadi ka suna
Tu bohat roya.

Main ne Har pal har
Su tujhe Yad kia,
Jab Tujhe Apni Yad se
Gaafil paya tu bohat
Roya.

Ye zindagi
Ye Ronaqein
Ye ranjishein,
Jab in Sab me Tujhe
Tanha paya Tu bohat
Roya.

Main ne apne Dil k har
Konay me sirf tujh
ko hi Bsaya,
Tere Dil me Basa jab
Koi Or dekha Tu bohat
Roya.

zafar! Jaanta tha k To
Es k Nasib me nahi
Hai.
Lekin phir B tujhe khuda
Se Baar baar maanga Tu
Bohat Roya.
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¤My Life"My Poetry¤
You Are A Normal Person
In Case 0f :
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1- U Got A Facebook Account

2- U Got A Mobile Phone

4- U Are Wasting Ur Time Reading This

5- U Didnt Notice That Thre Is No N.O(3)

7- U Went To Check If N.O 3 Is There

8- Where Is N.O 6 ?

9-U Are Now Smiling

10- Where Is N.O (1)

11- LOL U Went To Check N.O 1

Do U Really Think U R Normal?
Last night
i had a dream of u.
U were traveling in bus!
Suddenly the bus lost control n fell in the river.
Every1 swam 2 save their life,
but u were still swiming n searching 4 som1.
1 person asked u whom u r searching 4?

U said

Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya,

20 rupaye dye they 6 rupey lene they.... ;-)

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Be Sabab Youn Hi Sar-E-Shaam Nikal Aaty Hain,

Ham Bulaien Tu Unhen Kaam Nikal Aaty Hain,

Koi Hamen Shouq Tu Nahi He Aawargi Ka,

Ham Tu Unki Galiyon Me Hamkalam Hone Aaty Hain,

Unki Jafaon K Zakham Kehte Rehte Hain Kuch Is Tarah,

K Raat Ka Andhera Charhte Hi Dard Tamam Nikal Aaty Hain,

Kia Bataon In Husn Walon Ki Tujhe !...Wasi...!

Ham Bulain Tu Parda, Warna Sar-E-aam Nikal Aaty Hain.

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I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”
"Jis Kaam ko Pura krny ki Taqat na ho Usay apny Zimay mat lo"

"Raasta puchny se Sharm Mehsus na kro, Warna Manzil kho Betho gy"

"Bila Zarurat koi Cheez na Kharido Chahy woh Kitni hi Sasti kyun na ho"

"Kisi ko Haqarat ki Nazar se na Dekho, Yeh Waqt Tum pr B aa skta hy"
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Main apni raaton ki fursaton main tuje manaon to maan jana
Agar kisidin main apne ansu jo le k aaun to maan jana
Ye 1 dil hi tumhe diya tha so iss liye
Jo sooli pe muskuraon to maan jana
Tu bad-guman hai meri wafa pe to sirf 1 bar azma le
Jo haar jaoon to lot jana jo jeet jaoon To maan jana
Please Fill Honestly...

*) Cheezain Jo Ap Meri Kabhi Na Bhool Sako

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*) 3 Name Jis Se Tum Mujhe Bulao

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*)3 Alfaz Mere Liye
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MST RPLY
31 December ko
is Sal Karachi
Mien Loadshiding
Ka Akhri Din
Hoga!!!

Bohat Bohat
Mubarak Ho!

Congratulation!

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Baqi Loadsheding
Agley Saal
1st January 2012
Se start Hogi!!!
A Love Story

Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment in Dettol street,
Lux's dad Capri & mama Palmolive fixed his marriage with Opal But Rexona's dad Lifebuoy & mama Camay decided Lux & Rexona's marriage in Dove registrar office.
Rexona's uncle Rin & aunty Pears signed as witness.
1 year later Rexona gave birth 2 twins
they named them Johnson & Johnson
Moral
Maine app koo saray soaps k naam yaad karwa diye hain,ab tu mou dho le yar..!
18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no !
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5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !!

This iz Cheating..