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Naughty Sms

1 Pathan Peshawar me 10 hazar ka 1 par se urny wala Kaboter bech raha tha.
Angraez karid k apny mulk ly geya jab usny wahan uraya to wo 2no paron sy urny laga.
Angreaz ne pucha bahi tu to wahan 1 par sy ur raha tha to kaboter bola.
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Bahi wo Peshawar hai wahan 1 hath pechy rakh k urna parta hai.

Father:P

Lady On Fone
Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u.
U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids.

Man Stunnd,Omg!
... R U Riya
No

Anu?
No

Pari?
No
Jasi?
No

Lady in confusion

No Sir I am The Class Teacher
Of Ur Son :P :D

Pathan

PATHAN 100 K note par likha Numbre dial kar raha tha
DOST:Ye kya kar rhe ho...?
PATHAN:Mai dekh raha tha Quaid-e-Azam ka mobile ab kis k pas hay.....

Begum:

1 Shekh mrty waqt: Begum Tum kahan ho..?
Begum: Ap k pas..

Shekh: Aur mery bchy..?

Wo b ap k pas hain..

Shehk:tO phr sth wAly kmry ka pnkha Q chL rha hy..!!!

Kisi ko Chahny ki 8 Nishaniyan

Kisi ko Chahny ki 8 Nishaniyan
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1.Ap us k Sms baar baar parhty hen
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2.Ap us k saamny jaty huay Hich-Kichaty hen
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3Jub ap us k bary me sochty hen to ap ka DIL taiz dharakta hy
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4.Ap jub ys ki awaz sunty hen to Muskuraty hen
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6.Ap us k liye kch b kr skty hen
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7.Ye sms parhty waqt ap k dimagh me bs usi ka hi khyal hy
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8.Or ap usy sochny me itny masroof thay k ap ko pta hi nhi chala k point no.5 missing hy
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Ye hoti hy"MUHABBAT"

I know just the person who needs

I know just the person who needs
“101 Ways to Be a Great Dad”.
Don’t worry it isn’t you!
Happy Father’s Day!

In Ramzan:

In Ramzan:
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UAE 60% discount on all food items!
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Qatar every food item will sell on its cost price.
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Kuwait 50% discount and buy 1 get 1 free on all food items
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Saudia 30% discount on all food items
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Bangladesh 5% discount
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Pakistan 150% increase in the price of food items!
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Sar Jhuka Kay Geo...

SIMPLE & SMALL Commitments for Ramadan,

SIMPLE & SMALL Commitments for Ramadan,
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Think before speaking to avoid lies,badmouth and backbiting.
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Don't watch movies/tv just for the sake of passing time.Read the Translation of Holy Qura'an sentence-wise.
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Don't waste Dua time by switching on the tv before Aftar.It's the best time for acceptance of Dua.
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Avoid anger or burning conflicts with people by deferring the issue or immediate resolution.
Remember,you are fasting.
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RAMADAN MUBARAK....
May Allah enable us to reap Ramadan benefits.Aameen.

1990 Dhol Wala Bhaiyon Sehri Ka

1990 Dhol Wala Bhaiyon Sehri Ka Waqt ho Gaya hai uth jao.
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2011 Dhol Wala:
Night Package Waalo Jaag To Rahay ho Sehri kar k hi sona.:-

once a blind girl loved a boy

once a blind girl loved a boy
on 14th feb... boy proposed the grl
she refused saying '''''i havent seen you yet
firstly i would see u than mary''''

suddenly one day some one donated her eyes
she saw the boy
he was also blind she refused again n said ''HOW I SHALL MARRY YOU.,.,.,.YOU ARE BLIND''

the boy wd broken heart went saying
OK LOVE!TAKE CARE PF MY EYES"""""

Life Can Be Hard

Life can b hard & not always fun.

But as night brings dark morning brings sun.

When life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care

Give Me a Call Coz I'll always b There.........!

8 Best Moments In Life

8 Best Moments In Life

> Giving The 1st Salary To Ur Parents.

> Thinking Your Love With Tears.

> Looking Old Photos & Smiling.

> A Sweet & Emotional Chat With Friends

> Holding Hands With Your Loved Ones For A Walk.

> Getting A Hug From One Who Cares You.

> 1st Kiss To Your Child When He /She Is Born.

> The Moments When Your Eyes Are Filled With Tears After A Big Laugh.

" Hit Like If U Have Best Moments" ?

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