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It feels nice when some1 misses u,
feels good when some1 loves u.
Feels better when some1 with u.
But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u
Hadees!

Hazrat Abu Huraira (R.A) se Riwayat hai K
Rasool-e-Akram (S.A.W.W) ne Farmaya,
1 Dinaar Woh Hai Jo Tu ne ALLAH ki Raah mein Kharch Kar Diya

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1 Dinaar Woh Hai Jo Tu Ne Ghulaam Aazad Karne mein Sarf Kiya

Aur
1 Dinaar Woh Hai Jo Tu ne Miskeen par Sadqa Kiya

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1 Dinaar Woh Hai Jo Tu Ne Apne Ehl-o-Ayaal par Sarf kiya.

In Mein Sab se Zyada Bayis-e-Ajr-o-Sawaab Woh Hai
Jo tu ne Apne Ehl-o-Ayaal par Sarf Kiya. {Muslim Sharif}
Hadees!
Tum Me Se 1 Shakhs Gunah Karta Hai
Aur Is Ka Gunah Nama Amaal Me Likh Dia Jata Hai,
Phr Wo Toba-o-Astaghfar Krta
To ALLAH TA'ALA use Muaf Kar Deta Hai!

Aap(S.A.W.W)Ne Yeh Irshad 2 Bar Frmaya,
Phr Frmaya K Jub Tak Tum Toba-o-Astaghfar Se Na Uktao
To ALLAH TA'ALA Muaf Karne Se Nahi Uktata." Tibrani
Misbah:

Hm Sachin Ko Ksi Hal Me 100th Century Nai Bnany Daingy



Gull: Mgar Hm Usy Rokenge Kese,Wo To Fit Or Form Me Hy



Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Ho Jayenge :-)

1 Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Pr Baithi Thi

Musafir Ne Pocha: Darr Nhi Lgta?

Aurat: Lo Is Me Da
e Ki Kya Baat Hy

Andar Garmi Thi Is Liye Bahir Bethi Hon =P =D
Sacha waqiya....


ek buzurg kisi kay ghar tashreef lay gaee sara khandan baba jee pas jama thaa ksi nay shan main gustakhi kar di. theek 10 mint bad sara khandan andha ho gaya aur zoor zoor say ronay aur chillany laga, baba jee hamain maaf kar do hum par raham karoo atnay main baba je uthayy aur joti uthai aur sub ko ek ek lagaee aur farmaya...

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kambakhto light chali gaee.
Boy: Muj se Shadi karo gi?
Girl: Nahi Boy: Q Nahi?
Girl: Ghar Wale Nahi Many gy!
Boy: Ghar me Kon Kon hy?
Girl: 1 Husband or 4 Bache.
Boy. Thek ha baji..:p:p
id 2 Mom:” 10 Rs Dena, Bahar 1 Garib Ko
Dene Hen..
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Mom:” Kaha Hai Garib.. ??
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Kid:” Bechra Bahar Dhup Me Kulfiyan Bech
Raha Hai..:p:p
Girl:”Is dress ka kya price hai.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”Sirf 5 kiss,
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Girl:”Aur us dress ka.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”10 kiss..
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Girl:”Dono dress pack kardo, bill daadi
dengi..:p:p
Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? .
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Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the
We live in a "COUNTRY"



1) Where Pizza home delivery is faster than Ambulance & Police services.

2) Where rice is Rs. 90/- per kg but SIM almost free

3) Where the shoes R sold in AC showrooms but vegetables R sold @ footpath.

4) Where lemon juices sold wid artificial flavours & dish wash wid real lemon

5) Where our leading class having fake degrees while educated R jobless.

Wat a NATION!

Spread the awareness the change v need,

Wake up PAKISTAN
Before The Clock Reach The 12

I Should Take The Opportunity

To Wish You A Brand New year

Of Your Life …!!

A Blessed Happy Birthday