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Dil chahta hai k khara kar k ap k hath me pakra d0n? ? ? Aur ap usy hila hila k b0lo
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ES PARCHAM K SaYE TaLaY HUM 1 HaiN..... ;->
What''s An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy''s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?






A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE
In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?


Think..


Think..



Ans is SHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!
SAb kEhte hAiN
9 MAhiNoN mE h0 jAtA hy,
Per Ab tou 10wA MAhiNA StArt h0 gAyA hy,

Aakhir yE kAb h0 gA..??



1. TiME ChAngE
2. WeAthEr ChAngE.. :p ;->
Fill in the blanks

1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

Dirty Mind =P ;)
G karta hai k aj
Apko ...
Koney mein le ja kr
1 danda le kr ...
Aap ki


GA




GAN





GAND






GANDHI G
k style mein
photo loon...
Ur Relation Like Paktel
"Dil to 1 hia"
Ur LOVE Like Telenor
"Chaho kuch badh k"
Ur Cincrty Like Haleeb
"Garah Jo hai"
Ur smile Like Twist
"Hila k rakh de"
Ur Style Like Ufone
"Tum he to ho"
Ur personality Like Bonanza
"Absolutely world class"
My Rispons Like Lipton
"yehi to hai wo apnapan"
yahi apnapan or EID MUBARAK
Can I Stay
Here
In
Ur
InbOx
&
Wait Till The End Of Ramzan
So
That
I
Can B
The 1st Who
Wish

**A**
***vErY SwEeT***
**& HaPpY EiD***

### EiD MubaraK ###
Kya Aap ne suna hai..?

BBC per
CNN per
PTV per
ARY per
GEO per

nahi suna..!

FM 100 per tou suna ho ga..!

Ager phir bhi nahi suna to Ab Parh Loo..


? EiD MubaraK ?
Is sms ko pory ..... din k baad parhna
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ary phir parhy ja rahy hooo
ary kaha na nahin parhna.................


acha chalo parh lo may be i ll be the 1st one to say

!~!~ Very Very
*..**Happy Eid MuBaRaK*..**
Ur Relation Like Paktel
"Dil to 1 hia"
Ur LOVE Like Telenor
"Chaho kuch badh k"
Ur Cincrty Like Haleeb
"Garah Jo hai"
Ur smile Like Twist
"Hila k rakh de"
Ur Style Like Ufone
"Tum he to ho"
Ur personality Like Bonanza
"Absolutely world class"
My Rispons Like Lipton
"yehi to hai wo apnapan"
yahi apnapan or EID MUBARAK
Aap hmare dil me rhte hain,
Isliye hum apki itni kadar krte hain.
Koi hmse phle apko wish na kar de
Isliye 1 din phle he wish kar rahe hai
Happy EId MubaRak