1. Lovely 5 Words "I am alone without you" . 2. Decent 4 Words " I care for you" . 3. Loveable 3 Words "I love you" . 4. Special 2 Words "Miss you" . 5. Important 1 Word "YOU"
Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo . Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg? . Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi, Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai
1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya . 1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Train Aayegi To Mar Jaoge! Sardar: Mere Uper Se Hawai Jahaaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahi Hua, Train Kya Cheez Hai?
Itni Si “DUA” Hai K Har Any Wale “Lamhey” Me. Tumhari Duniya Me “Roshni” Ho. Tumhare Honton Pe “Muskurahat”Ho. Tumhari Har 1 “Tamana” Har 1 “Khwahish”. Tumhare “Honton” Tak Aany se pahly pori hon. Ye Dua Ka “Tohfa” Sambhal K Rakhna Bus Tum Apna “KHAYAL RAKHNA”
Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees? Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do. Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya. Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-
