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moraal

1 Aadmi ny rat ko ghr jaty huay aik bht khubsort jwan lrki ko lift di,

Achank rsty main boht tez tofani barish shuro ho gai or un dono ko aik hotel main Room lena pra,

Itfaq sy room b sirf aik he khali tha,

Dono so gay or subha uth kr apny apny ghr chly gay.

MORAL:
mery sms gandy nahi hoty...

please help

Please pass this msg to all friends n help me.
I’m imdad
Blood group (0-)
urgently need
2 bottles….
Of
fanta and coke
with
1 large Pizza
thanx..

befor and after

Things in Boys’ room Before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95
After marriage:
Pain killers
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1202..

mood

ALLAH ka diya sab kuch he :-
Books he
Notes he
Time he
aur hausla to itna he ke…
jb chahe padh ke TOP kr sakte he,
bus 1 hi bat ki kami he,.
.
.
.
“MOOD” Sala bnta hi ni..

life means

LIFE MEANS:-
6 frnds,
2 bikes but no petrol
exam nite,6 duffers no notes.
sitting on sea view ,
6 smokers n only 1 cigrete!
1 girl,6 frnds n all saying “teri bhabhi hai

boys

BOYS Are the most busy generation
in the world.
On bike 1 hand on clutch
1 hand on accelerator.
1 leg on gear
1 leg on break.
1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile
1 eye on Road
1 eye on girl
Nose on breath,
Lips on cigrate
All tensions 1 Time
Phir b Log larko ko Farig
kehte Hain…
That’s Not fair…

Sardar letter to Bill Gates

Sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz

1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE

2 – Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter

3 – I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, As I Use
PC At Home

4 – Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GATES But
U r Selling WINDOWS … ;->

age of prophets

Age of Anbia (A.S) :
ADAM A.S 1000 years
NOOH A.S 950
SHOAIB A.S 882
SUALEH A.S 586
ZAKARIA A.S 207
IBRAHIM A.S 195
SULEMAN A.S 150
ISMAIL A.S 137
YAQOOB A.S 129
MOOSA A.S 125
ISHAQ A.S 120
HAROON A.S 119
YOUSUF A.S 110
ESSA A.S 95
HAZRAT MUHAMMAD S.A.W. 63

12 rabi ul awwal

*NABI(SA) K*
” CHAHNAY*” “*.*”
WALUN KO.*””*.*””*.
* D!L * *. Se .* “*.*”
* 12 RABI-U-L AWWAL*
Mubarak ho..’
*”*Wama*”*
*”Arsalnaka”*
*”*”*Illa*”*”*
*”Rahmatallil”*
*”*Alameen*”*'

best sms

Kisi ne kaha bachpan ek baar milta hai khoob khel kood karlo. Kahin se awaz aai jawani ek baar milti hy khoob enjoy karlo. Ksi ne kaha college life ek bar milti hy khoob masti karlo.
Lakin kabhi kisi ne yeh kaha k ZINDAGI B 1 BAR MILTI HAI apny ALLAH ko Razi karlo

gunah

“Allah” K Khof Se Srif 1 Gunah Chor Dena 1 Lakh Tahajjud Nafil Namaz Se Barh Kr Hy.

zra c bhol

Kabi Jazbon Kabi Khuwabon Ki Tijarat Kar K,
Dil Ne Dukh Dard Kamaye Hain Mohabbat Kar K,
Wo Jab Aayega To Mehfooz Milengay Usko,
Hum Ne Dafnaye Hain Kuch Khuwab Amanat Kar K,
1 Zara Si Bhool Hui Or Usay Kho Bethay,
Hum Ne Paaya Tha Jisay Barson Ibadat Kar K

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